Miscellaneous: Tiptony Buskertano

Tiptony Buskertano

By Jesus - 21/04/2009 14:39 - United States

Today, I was playing guitar on the sidewalk and had my guitar case open for tips. A man came up with a folded piece of green paper, smiled and walked away. After I was finished, I looked at my tips. I unfolded the paper, it was a note that said "You suck!" FML

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By peopleinthepark - 30/05/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, it was beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near my house. I left my guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML

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By honeynuggetviolin - 01/05/2013 00:31

Today, I spent hours playing my guitar and singing in the street, hoping to make some extra cash. About 3 hours in, I realized some punk had been walking around with a hat taking money as if he was with me. FML

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Money Money Money

By Anonymous - 12/03/2020 08:00

Today, as I was coming out of McDonald's, there was a street musician playing outside. He had his saxophone case open for money. I meant to give him a ten, and it wasn't until I got home later that I realized I'd accidentally given him a hundred-dollar bill. FML

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By CircleBruise - 08/06/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, I was playing my guitar and singing on the street corner. I did earn money, when some guy threw a quarter out of his car window for me. It hit me in the face. I now have a circle shaped bruise under my eye. FML

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MAKE IT STOP

By anonymous198913 - 04/02/2017 12:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML

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Busker parkour

By Anonymous Pillock - 30/04/2014 22:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I came across a street musician. He looked extremely well-fed already, but his music was pretty good, so I gave him some spare change. As soon as I turned away, he started screaming at me for being "cheap", and chased me half a block before running out of breath. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML

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Anyway, here's Wonderwall

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML

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By horniness - 10/10/2009 16:30 - Hong Kong

Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

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Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:51

That's not really a tip. "You suck. Get lessons" would work.

RNorthlandLGB 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:02

Nobody disrespects Jesus..not on my watch (And if there are any of you who say my comment is completely irrelevant, than check the Username...and for those of you who think it's stupid, i don't care)

Comments

deliciouskaek 1

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:14

#12 - Get over yourself. 'Jesus' is a name.

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:17

Maybe the guy just had a fever for more cowbell. Also wanted you to explore the space a bit more. /guitar is always better with a little cowbell. // * listens to 'dont fear the reaper' * errrr, maybe not.

medusa_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:18

ouch im sure it was just a horribly bitter person trying to make someone as miserable as themselves

ValeriaDorian 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:19

I think that was quite rude.. let him play the guitar in the streets and see it does'nt hurt his feeling for someone to do that..

kellster 2

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:20

I guess if you're not particularly trained, maybe don't play in public? Bad buskers are a public nuisance!

RNorthlandLGB 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:21

#22. I'm not a F***in vegetable; I have a brain, and i might be younger than you, but that doesn't mean you're more intelligent than i am. How can you guys take my comment seriously..? Jesus Christ. I'm hispanic and you guys are telling me that 'Jesus' is a name. Please

fuk_mii_lyfe_8P 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:39

aww wat an as* hole haha

I_am_stupid_also 6

Wednesday 22 April 2009 0:03

Do the moderators purposely look for the lamest FMLs they can find?

cristy91 33

Wednesday 22 April 2009 0:03

#27, no offense, but it is kind of hard to detect sarcasm when a person's voice can't be heard... To Mr OP: damn dude, that sucks D: practice and get better :) or find the culprit who so cleverly deceived you with his green paper and heart felt smile, go to his job and put that same paper in his job's complaint box along with "xoxo Jesus" at the end :)