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By bun593 - 27/02/2010 01:52 - United States

Today, I gave a technical presentation to a group of male colleagues. I was surprised by how attentive they were until I went to the washroom and realized that they could see every detail of my nipples through my new shirt. FML

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By Anna - 06/04/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for 3 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 20:41 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML

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By exposed - 15/03/2010 06:35 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

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By Viridian - 12/05/2009 13:41 - United States

Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML

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By oooops - 24/01/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML

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By Uglyshirts - 09/04/2009 08:44 - South Africa

Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office-all of them guys were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML

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Fashion accessory

By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 06:01

Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML

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Malfunctioning equipment

By Alyxandrea Loffer - 24/09/2020 01:02 - United States - Ellsworth

Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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Damp patch

By mommy - 17/11/2010 12:09 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my first day back to work since having my first baby. To show I'd caught up on everything, I had to give a presentation at the end of the day to the heads of my department. It went really well until the end, when one of them pointed out that breast milk had been leaking through my clothes the entire time. FML

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moonshine_bek 2

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:22

Wear a t shirt bra with a shirt next time! There is no excuse for this! YDI

xKIMMYx 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:40

wear a bra... duh

Comments

Blue_Black_fml 21

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:42

LOL i hope there was a male manager watching as well, he'd promote you fast..

Galanothwolf 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:52

Unless she had huge disgusting brown nipples.

me_myself 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:49

hahaha CREEPERS ;]

Asstazztic 8

Saturday 27 February 2010 11:03

Pics or it didn't happen

hellobatman77 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 11:06

ummm let's see....I'm a stripper and I've never one had a guy turn me away because I have rather smallish **** and rather large nipples...why you ask?? because boobies is boobies and men like boobies. the end.

Galanothwolf 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 11:12

That's because you are male

mzhonesty 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 15:02

I'm pretty sure the reason they don't turn you down is because you're a stripper.

RayleighMax 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 21:22

they're all probably lonely so they don't care much about the nipples whereas a guy who gets a lot of action would probably be somewhat picky =P

Fedor_is_KING 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 11:37

Okay, that's some funny shit pendatic.

Domonator 16

Saturday 27 February 2010 12:55

OP, I feel like such a boob, but I missed your presentation. I must keep abreast of the latest developments in your area. If you are starting to wonder whether are appreciated for your technical expertise, just nip those worries in the bud. At your earliest convenience, please schedule a second presentation of the same nipples.