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By bun593 - 27/02/2010 01:52 - United States

Today, I gave a technical presentation to a group of male colleagues. I was surprised by how attentive they were until I went to the washroom and realized that they could see every detail of my nipples through my new shirt. FML

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By Anna - 06/04/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for 3 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 20:41 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML

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By exposed - 15/03/2010 06:35 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

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By Viridian - 12/05/2009 13:41 - United States

Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML

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By oooops - 24/01/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML

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By Uglyshirts - 09/04/2009 08:44 - South Africa

Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office-all of them guys were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML

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Fashion accessory

By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 06:01

Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML

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Malfunctioning equipment

By Alyxandrea Loffer - 24/09/2020 01:02 - United States - Ellsworth

Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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Damp patch

By mommy - 17/11/2010 12:09 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my first day back to work since having my first baby. To show I'd caught up on everything, I had to give a presentation at the end of the day to the heads of my department. It went really well until the end, when one of them pointed out that breast milk had been leaking through my clothes the entire time. FML

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moonshine_bek 2

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:22

Wear a t shirt bra with a shirt next time! There is no excuse for this! YDI

xKIMMYx 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:40

wear a bra... duh

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Atiuqol 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 12:21

Also, that's considered indecent exposure, which is a second degree misdemeanor in PA. It's also open lewdness, a first degree misdemeanor (punishable up to 5 years in prison). If you would have came in contact with minors, it'd be "unlawful contact/communication with minors" which is another first degree misdemeanor. After more consideration, I determine this post to be fake.

fluffyfoxy22 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:30

OK you know what peoples? It is possible to wear a bar and have some peak through. I wear a bar everyday, and have had some peak through. I'm a large chested woman and a few of my bar are made of a thinner, more feminine fabric that doesn't completely hide them. If you're having 'problems' here are a few things you can do to prevent them: Bali sells 'no peak bars' that have a little flower on the inside which is thicker fabric then the rest of the bar. It stop peak outs. Don't wanna new bar? You can buy nipple petals, little flower stickers that go over the nipple and also hide it. Or if you don't wanna do either, a square of TP can be folded into fours and the little square will provide the same service over you're nipples. (Just make sure to check in the mirror- if you can see the square rub it, it will flatten so you can't see it under clothes.) OK it sounds stupid but works, believe me. One last thing, discreetly excuse yourself at some point in the day and make sure the squares didn't move, if they do move them back. I find they don't slip a second time. And hey op, it does happen, a few changes and it won't happen again! And uh check the mirror first! ;)