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TMI dude, TMI

By Lockie - 28/04/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, while at work in a subscription TV call center, a 71 year-old male customer went into explicit detail about the "adults only" programming that he enjoys, including all the kinky things he learns from said programming, and tries out on his 70 year-old wife. FML

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Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML

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By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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By cock blocked - 22/04/2015 15:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML

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By Jessie - 05/07/2011 16:34 - United States

Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how sexy her fiancé is for almost an hour. She told me about their sex life, described his dick in great detail, and showed me pictures of him shirtless. My coworker is 49; her fiancé is 56 and overweight. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2016 14:55 - United States - Harbor City

Today, my 70-year-old boss asked me to order sexy lingerie she saw on the cover a magazine. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 16:18 - United States - Surprise

Today, less than a week after ranting to my husband about how sick some people are to sexualize characters from kids' TV shows, I looked through his browser history and found out he's very much into Powerpuff Girls porn. FML

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By spiderchick23 - 10/02/2011 00:41 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with an elderly customer at work. I had to spend 10 minutes listening to him describe how the underwear he bought was too tight and caused his bladder to leak. FML

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By Nicky_ham - 06/01/2016 04:56 - Canada - Regina

Today, a 65-ish year-old man told me that he's married and not supposed to look at other women, but that I tempt him. All while sitting next to his wife, who then told me I was going to hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2023 00:00

Today, my husband gave our son the sex talk. Maybe it’s because we never talk openly about it, but my husband is into some racy shit. FML

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By more than I wanted to know - 13/05/2013 19:10 - Italy - San Giustino

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

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crasher41 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:03

Someone buy that man a beer!! Old people get horny too.

ZiggyMorrison 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:06

You should have tried to sell him more **** channels if thats in your job description anyway tell him theres one with old people on each other

Comments

Blanadestroyer 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:04

So, you CAN teach an old dog some new tricks! Did you learn anything from him?

Kaaaaatie 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:13

hahahhaha number 15! but i agree, it's natural for old people to still do the dirty deed, but that doesn't mean i want to hear about it!

mangoid 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:14

i hope to still be kinky at 70.

some1hones 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:18

hahaha...my bulls hurt ;-)

nomorepornforme2 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:19

TASTY

tanmandown 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:28

um, that's me in 50 years.

Boogers 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:40

Ha. It's like that movie, "young people *******", but with, y 'know, old people.

ftsk_fan_12 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:47

hahahaha um everyone saying give the old guy a break because old people like sex too, that is true but that DEF doesnt mean they have to tell random people about it in great detail. lmao **** your life big timeee.

Demon_Squirtle 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:48

I honestly don't see what's so horrible about hearing sex stories from people of that age. Sure, it's unusual for some, but they're people too. I guess it's not so much his age as it is his honesty, for me anyways. I wouldn't want to hear full details about anyone's sexual experiences.