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TMI dude, TMI

By Lockie - 28/04/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, while at work in a subscription TV call center, a 71 year-old male customer went into explicit detail about the "adults only" programming that he enjoys, including all the kinky things he learns from said programming, and tries out on his 70 year-old wife. FML

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By grandpa porn - 28/08/2017 01:30

Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML

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By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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By cock blocked - 22/04/2015 15:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML

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By Jessie - 05/07/2011 16:34 - United States

Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how sexy her fiancé is for almost an hour. She told me about their sex life, described his dick in great detail, and showed me pictures of him shirtless. My coworker is 49; her fiancé is 56 and overweight. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2016 14:55 - United States - Harbor City

Today, my 70-year-old boss asked me to order sexy lingerie she saw on the cover a magazine. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 16:18 - United States - Surprise

Today, less than a week after ranting to my husband about how sick some people are to sexualize characters from kids' TV shows, I looked through his browser history and found out he's very much into Powerpuff Girls porn. FML

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By spiderchick23 - 10/02/2011 00:41 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with an elderly customer at work. I had to spend 10 minutes listening to him describe how the underwear he bought was too tight and caused his bladder to leak. FML

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By Nicky_ham - 06/01/2016 04:56 - Canada - Regina

Today, a 65-ish year-old man told me that he's married and not supposed to look at other women, but that I tempt him. All while sitting next to his wife, who then told me I was going to hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2023 00:00

Today, my husband gave our son the sex talk. Maybe it’s because we never talk openly about it, but my husband is into some racy shit. FML

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By more than I wanted to know - 13/05/2013 19:10 - Italy - San Giustino

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

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crasher41 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:03

Someone buy that man a beer!! Old people get horny too.

ZiggyMorrison 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:06

You should have tried to sell him more **** channels if thats in your job description anyway tell him theres one with old people on each other

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CoreyCouture 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 22:31

When I reach 70+, I'd probably still be as horny as that old man. You must love your job. =P

Errrkkellayyy 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 22:53

Gawd my 80 year-old grandparents live with me and they tell me to go out every Thursday night so they can get it on... Old people are just as honry as us! And lmao at #15

Finnboghi 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 23:31

I wish I could give that man a high five. Seriously.

24788 6

Tuesday 28 April 2009 23:52

Lol, just because he's old doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy sex anymore.

ThatsAli3 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 0:37

eh. i don't think i'd want an in detail description from anyone. Despite the age. I hope i'm that active when i'm old = )

lostathome 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 0:44

I wonder if his old lady takes out her dentures to blow him. HOT. Lol I can just imagine "Honey, what is that sweet perfume you're wearing?" "It's eau de Bengay, darling".

route95 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 1:14

Who cares how old they are? It's gross no matter what.

lame16 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 3:06

...Why would tell a random person, in DETAIL, about what you do with your 70 year old wife. Good for them, I guess. FYL as well, I'm sorry you had to hear that.

Mhmthathappened 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 4:23

Awh. I love old people. (aparently so do their wives)

member0987654321 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 5:03

first of all.. you deserve it for being a telemarketer haha just kidding uhh i would've just hung up the phone? and if anyone asks.. the phone got disconnected? and my guess, especially since you're like a telemarketer, i'm guessing.. that the person you spoke to on the phone may not have been a 71 year old man, but someone messing with you perhaps. so fun to mess with telemarketers.