TMI, dude

By linren - 28/03/2009 18:40 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was riding in the car with my new boyfriend. He had "something serious" to tell me. He started to emotionally confess his addiction to masturbation. In detail. The drive was two hours long. FML
I agree, your life sucks 94 311
You deserved it 7 649

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sounds like he was trying for a pity ****.

rockandrollbf 0

Oh, that sucks. One of my ex-boyfriends 'confessed' the same thing to me, but it was about watching ****. Once. ._____.

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que 0

Addiction to masturbation? no way! its a lifestyle that you should be proud of! I know I am

Damn #28, either you read REALLY slowly, or you're a lousy lay.

It depends. Some people view it as "cheating" while others don't. I think overall though, some men find it difficult especially in America where sexuality is frequently shown, but rarely talked about openly.

Good for him, though, probably waiting a bit into the relationship might have been a good idea, you did say he was new :P

This is NOT a FML, way to be supportive, why didn't you just say "i'll do it for you" instead of wasting time writing up such a SHIT fml.

This is the part where you help cure his problem by giving him head while he is driving and have sex with him when you reach your destination and then f*** him 4 times a day for the next month. That should solve his problem

walloftext 0

Addiction to masturbation? That doesn't even make sense. The only thing that's wrong here is your boyfriend's shame over a perfectly natural act.

Shroomsteroo 0

there's nothing wrong with masturbation. maybe you can ********** with him. hahahaha