TMI, dude

By linren - 28/03/2009 18:40 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was riding in the car with my new boyfriend. He had "something serious" to tell me. He started to emotionally confess his addiction to masturbation. In detail. The drive was two hours long. FML
I agree, your life sucks 94 311
You deserved it 7 649

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sounds like he was trying for a pity ****.

rockandrollbf 0

Oh, that sucks. One of my ex-boyfriends 'confessed' the same thing to me, but it was about watching ****. Once. ._____.

Comments

You're a bitch. You should totally accept him, and just listen to him. That's actually not that bad. ... You should offer to help him out, haha :)

So I'm confused did he talk about his addiction for 2 hours, did he mention it at the start of the trip and make an awkward car ride, or was he just saying that for an excuse to ********** during the car ride?

i dont mean to seem insensitive, but it was just a little funny lol

bigcrazymike 6

Wow, sounds like you won't be supporting your bf with his problem. And good job putting his business all over the internet. You're a real winner. Guys should be aware that not all women are going to be supportive or understanding. I think this one should be categorized under FYBFL.

Addiction is a serious thing - it's much deeper than "I like to do it all the time". He trusted in you when he confessed. You are a bitch for a, not taking him seriously and b, posting this on the Internet. I don't care if this is anonymous.

kellster 2

LOL. New boyfriend!! Not the right time for such a confession. Especially not while stuck in a vehicle for a long time with someone!

the drive was 2 hours long i bet the actual conversation was a little shorter, OP is a bitch and he was probably running out of things to say to her from the pure arrogance she emits

@49, he probably made it up when he realized what a mistake it was to date her.

iceecold 0

maybe if u hook up with him, he wont be addicted to that cuz hell see that sex is so much betterr