Doctor, Awkward and Miscellaneous: TMI

TMI

By PatientInWaiting - 19/03/2012 10:37 - United States

Today, I had a conversation with another patient in my gyno's waiting room. It was about her getting pregnant in a truck while passed out drunk, her therapist's frequent use of a "For Dummies" books, and how she had waxed and oiled everything to impress our doctor. FML

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By N/A - 25/09/2012 04:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML

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By cocacola999 - 03/05/2014 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2013 10:44 - United States

Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML

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The longest monologue

By Anonymous - 29/11/2012 00:57 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML

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By blehhh - 04/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML

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Too dry

By Anonymous - 22/02/2020 20:00

Today, I spent the evening with my new wife at the doctor’s because she thought she had a UTI. The doctor sent the nurse to talk to us because he was too embarrassed to tell us that we just needed to use more lube. FML

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Relaxed

By Sorry, Doc - 10/09/2022 01:30

Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me "have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "you mean with other people?" FML

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Foot meet mouth

By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 15:44 - United States - Ridley Park

Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said, "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML

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By johnny121 - 01/01/2010 19:14 - France

Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML

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jessicaazzzzzzzz 3

Monday 19 March 2012 16:14

Is this one of those "my friend" things where this is all actually you?

ClassyCommando 13

Monday 19 March 2012 16:12

I always make my teeth look nice for the sexy dentist...I guess that's almost the same thing.

Comments

krez 20

Tuesday 20 March 2012 8:52

Florida?

badactor009 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 11:31

YDI for letting her go on and on. There are all kinds of people out there willing to let it all hang out. You should learn several methods to excuse yourself and not get caught up in their weirdness, unless you want to hear about how this dizzy bitch got knocked up while passed out and so on. It can get worse than hearing their insanity... Say you are out with friends and you run into this chick, she sees you, walks up and takes up where she left off with her Maury Povich made for reality TV life. What are your friends and family going to think? "Hey, who's your new friend?" You would be hearing about that shit for eternity .

badactor009 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 11:37

"oiled everything" at the gynecologist? WTF? I am not a doctor, but I am a bold man and an intrepid explorer. With the proper safety equipment, I would like to see that myself.

shankle1234 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 20:43

How is this an FML!? If it was really you your talking about then I could see you posting it but this makes no sense why you put it up... At least not to me