TMI

By PatientInWaiting - 19/03/2012 10:37 - United States

Today, I had a conversation with another patient in my gyno's waiting room. It was about her getting pregnant in a truck while passed out drunk, her therapist's frequent use of a "For Dummies" books, and how she had waxed and oiled everything to impress our doctor. FML
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jessicaazzzzzzzz 3

Is this one of those "my friend" things where this is all actually you?

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ClassyCommando 13

I always make my teeth look nice for the sexy dentist...I guess that's almost the same thing.

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TheFamilyElf 17

That sounds like one of those conversations that would make the one listening feel good about his/herself. F the other girl's life. You must feel awesome!

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immaMonsta 8

I really don't see how any of that affects you so I vote neither YDI or FYL.

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False_Stupidity 41

Well I'd be concerned about the fact that the gyno keeps referring to a 'for dummies' book like they are inexperienced and don't really know what they are doing.. That's the bit that affects the OP.

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southernbelle_rn 16

#63, I take it you meant speculum? Lol. I bet your Friday nights are pretty interesting.

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MEM0817 18

I feel like this happened in Alabama or Mississippi or somewhere around there... ha

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Jasonf6 0

Sounds like another stupid bitch trying to skate through life based on sex appeal.

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Cad6 24

Anything looks good when it's slathered in oil. Just hope that the doc didn't have candles lit in his office.

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drakhasa 0

somehow I read therapist as theRapist -.-

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sandyclaus 15

OI... I don't think the whole waiting room needed to know what she had waxed and oiled... And I really hope that the doctor didn't much care either! >,<

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