Doctor, Awkward and Miscellaneous: TMI

TMI

By PatientInWaiting - 19/03/2012 10:37 - United States

Today, I had a conversation with another patient in my gyno's waiting room. It was about her getting pregnant in a truck while passed out drunk, her therapist's frequent use of a "For Dummies" books, and how she had waxed and oiled everything to impress our doctor. FML

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By N/A - 25/09/2012 04:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML

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By cocacola999 - 03/05/2014 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2013 10:44 - United States

Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML

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The longest monologue

By Anonymous - 29/11/2012 00:57 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML

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By blehhh - 04/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML

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Too dry

By Anonymous - 22/02/2020 20:00

Today, I spent the evening with my new wife at the doctor’s because she thought she had a UTI. The doctor sent the nurse to talk to us because he was too embarrassed to tell us that we just needed to use more lube. FML

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Relaxed

By Sorry, Doc - 10/09/2022 01:30

Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me "have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "you mean with other people?" FML

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Foot meet mouth

By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 15:44 - United States - Ridley Park

Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said, "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML

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By johnny121 - 01/01/2010 19:14 - France

Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML

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jessicaazzzzzzzz 3

Monday 19 March 2012 16:14

Is this one of those "my friend" things where this is all actually you?

ClassyCommando 13

Monday 19 March 2012 16:12

I always make my teeth look nice for the sexy dentist...I guess that's almost the same thing.

Comments

magnetoo 4

Monday 19 March 2012 17:27

How is this about you, exactly?

ballbearing 10

Monday 19 March 2012 17:35

FYL? No, FHL!

ekarjala 0

Monday 19 March 2012 17:46

How does stuff like this even get posted? It is not an FML. It's a story about someone else.

enonymous 8

Monday 19 March 2012 18:04

Nothing wrong with a little power wash and wax, oil change and vacuuming the carpet before getting a septum inserted into you. This is apart of my Friday nights

zack11742 7

Monday 19 March 2012 18:10

1 awesome

Birdie_Sage 0

Monday 19 March 2012 18:14

Sooo... Was the doctor impressed?

OffToTheGayBar 9

Monday 19 March 2012 18:22

Ah, sometimes people are better than any reality show or book. xD

pinkpixie06 11

Monday 19 March 2012 18:31

I can just imagine how uncomfortable that would be on your part. What does your end of the conversation sound like? Alot of "uh-juh" and " oh, really"? FYL But I really feel bad for the baby she's expecting! So sad that people like that can conceive when potentially wonderful parents cannot!

pinkpixie06 11

Monday 19 March 2012 18:45

*"uh-huh"

nick581924910112 5

Monday 19 March 2012 18:52

Woah......

perdix 29

Monday 19 March 2012 19:16

I hope you get to see the doctor first. If she goes before you, he might end up oily, waxed and otherwise sticky and nasty when he gets around to you.