TMI

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy
Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML
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Top comments

dva976 7

Tell her, her vaginas kinda loose. Lol!

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Rei_Ayanami 18

Perhaps you should impress her with yours so she will talk about it instead.

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SleeplessBeauty 12

Were you jealous of his size?

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every1luvsboners 11

She can't talk with a full mouth. If ya know what I'm getting at. YOU MUST FEED HER.

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every1luvsboners 11

I was actually referring to haricot vert with crushed hazelnuts and a lemon zest covered in farro and black rice with currants and pine nuts. You say ****, I say cook.

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afunnyterdcody 5

Is that a human centipede quote haha

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flockz 19

well that panned out a little differently than i thought it would.

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bobbos100 2

Good advice exactly what I was thinking

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Dracoboxer357 35

38, that actually Does sound good, might have to try it. And 24....love the way you think. Bleh.

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uprising_fml 0

Depends on what she is saying: "your penis is so much bigger than his! yay!" or "Now his dick... hmmhm." either way, if she keeps doing it, probably not a good thing.

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thenoobftw 3

Challenge her ex bf to a penis fight.

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KiddNYC1O 20

May the best **** win. I got dibs on the ex...

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kyarush 10

Apparently girls have a hard time finding the boundary in which to shut the **** up about an ex boyfriend.

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RuCheezBurger 10

Tell her that you can please her more next time you pound her pussy.

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ohmandapants 16

That's really tasteless. If she keeps talking about him, you need to let her go. She's obviously not over him. It's not fair to you. No guy wants to hear about another man's penis, especially not their girlfriend's ex.

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Hague0525 0

Hi I read Ur person thing and I think it's. Oil u live in canada.........hope I'm on Ur good side

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aus1095 4

^ bitch fight bitch fight!

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DocBastard 38

The difference between your penis and his is that YOURS is the one inside your girlfriend, right? So keep pumping and get over it.

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desireev 17

What happened to your old picture Doc? What's the story on the new one??

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DocBastard 38

I have to keep it fresh, Desiree. This is a knife blade that I pulled out of a patient of mine. His brother had kindly deposited it there.

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