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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
Hun, why are you still with her? She's hung up on her ex.
Maybe if you have a bigger penis, she would quit fantasizing about her exs?... Just sayin!
And what exactly are you suggesting he do to acquire such said larger penis?
damn babe my ex's pussy was so tight... how come yours is all flappy lmao
Haha maybe she is telling u that it is bigger and u need to get resized
That's a good one.
Hit her in the face with it a few times every now and then. When the thought of penis comes up it will be of yours swinging at her face.
I have the same problem! Seriously. :(
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Tell her, her vaginas kinda loose. Lol!
Perhaps you should impress her with yours so she will talk about it instead.