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By Goblin Girl - 01/08/2012 05:46 - United States - Katy

Today, a coworker informed me that she thinks I may be descended from a race of goblins, because of my squat stature, ugly face and hairy arms. She was being completely serious. FML

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Wednesday 1 August 2012 15:52

Tell her that you think she descended from a race of bitches.

Levvy 22

Wednesday 1 August 2012 15:51

Here's how to know for sure: Do people get experience points for hitting you?

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tony1891 22

Wednesday 1 August 2012 15:59

well looking on the bright side. you won't have to spend money on a Halloween costume. you can go to your Co workers house and scare the ever loving shit out of him.

Snazzy_Snaz 17

Wednesday 1 August 2012 15:59

Eat her

subwaysurfers 13

Thursday 2 August 2012 0:11

No no no....that is the zombies' job.

Snazzy_Snaz 17

Thursday 2 August 2012 16:21

Who said goblins don't eat people?

saIty 17

Wednesday 1 August 2012 16:00

Don't listen to her OP. I'm sure she looks like something you drew with your nondominant hand.

hothotheat_ 13

Wednesday 1 August 2012 16:02

Unless, of course, OP is ambidextrous.

gbengusoluks 3

Wednesday 1 August 2012 16:00

She must be one those rude peeps that have no manners!!!

Pandacupcakelove 26

Wednesday 1 August 2012 16:00

Rather a goblin than a mean bitch... I'm sorry OP.

ImmaB3AST 7

Wednesday 1 August 2012 16:00

At least you occasionally drop clue scrolls. You help people receive treasure! It's not bad at all being a goblin

NOOBSQUAD 0

Wednesday 1 August 2012 16:01

Maybe you should wear make up, trim your arm hair, and walk a few miles everyday, so that one day you can be a beautiful fairy.

KitGrey 4

Wednesday 1 August 2012 16:12

Trim? Won't it just grow back worse? Bleach and save up for laser treatment.

NOOBSQUAD 0

Wednesday 1 August 2012 16:15

Trim as in use scissors to cut them shorter

Pandacupcakelove 26

Wednesday 1 August 2012 16:57

Or she could try to love herself for who she is? Nevermind, seems people don't really do that...

NOOBSQUAD 0

Wednesday 1 August 2012 18:10

You could but in a society based purely on looks, it might not do what you think it will.

Pandacupcakelove 26

Wednesday 1 August 2012 18:12

"Society based purely on looks"? Where are you from?

NOOBSQUAD 0

Wednesday 1 August 2012 18:46

Do people marry someone because they have a great personality, but are very unatractive, or because they have good looks, and a decent personality, hardly any society based on personality in there, is there?