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By Goblin Girl - 01/08/2012 05:46 - United States - Katy

Today, a coworker informed me that she thinks I may be descended from a race of goblins, because of my squat stature, ugly face and hairy arms. She was being completely serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 00:22

Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML

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Doesn't add up

By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 05:02

Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML

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By BearMan - 09/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML

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Zing!

By Anonymous - 10/05/2022 14:00

Today, I met my coworker's kids during a cookout. I joked to her eldest son that he was awfully short for a seventeen-year-old. He responded, "Well, you're awfully ugly for the town slut." Everyone laughed, including my boss. FML

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By sexyhobbit - 12/07/2014 00:26 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML

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By silverstar189 - 01/01/2010 15:41 - United States

Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML

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By ugly? - 20/09/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML

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Rude but fair

By BeverlyC - 29/11/2021 08:00

Today, an overweight coworker of mine was saying that her favorite mythical creatures was Mermaids, because she considers them graceful, carefree and aesthetically beautiful, like her. I absentmindedly blurted out, “Not with that body.” The word “Sorry” didn’t cut it for the write up I received. FML

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What? Why? How?

By naas1201 - 03/03/2021 02:01

Today, a girl told me, "You're so cute, like a monkey." I seriously don't know if it's a compliment or if I'm being insulted. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, at work, one of my 6 year-old students, who has had intense speech therapy since kindergarten, told me, "I can tell you're hot, because you rolled your sleeves up." I was very pleased with his articulate sentence, until he said, "Your arms are hairy." FML

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Wednesday 1 August 2012 15:52

Tell her that you think she descended from a race of bitches.

Levvy 22

Wednesday 1 August 2012 15:51

Here's how to know for sure: Do people get experience points for hitting you?

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 2 August 2012 2:28

that's rude but goblins are pretty legit...

wubbazugg 5

Thursday 2 August 2012 4:44

That's just so damn rude... You're obviously a dwarf, jeeez

musicluvr2000 11

Thursday 2 August 2012 8:14

Really?? *face lights up* can you get me a souvenir from gringotts for me??? :D very much appreciated. C:

Violent_Syd 2

Thursday 2 August 2012 8:23

She can **** off lol it shouldn't mean anything of you like the way you look

Tez122 6

Thursday 2 August 2012 8:56

lol

katties 27

Thursday 2 August 2012 11:04

Wow, what a bitch! I think she's definitely a troll.

sunnyk 1

Thursday 2 August 2012 12:56

hehe

lemonademixer 7

Thursday 2 August 2012 20:52

Why are you listening to a bitch like that? Should have told her that a face job couldn't hurt her!

loucypher 2

Friday 3 August 2012 6:15

To get back at her everytime you see her laugh and look the other way she will think you are laughing at her and give her a complex

talloctopus 7

Friday 3 August 2012 9:45

She sounds very lovely..

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