By flowerchildd2 - 12/12/2011 23:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, a creepy old guy on the bus asked me if I wanted to "lick it." When I said no, he tried to convince me by telling me that "it tastes good." FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 466
You deserved it 3 037

Same thing different taste

Comments

757 licks to the center and then it's like a geiser o_o

10/17 - Looking at the time of your posts, that happened to you within a 10 minute time period of you saying you hope you didn't jinx it..? Highly unlikely.. Just saying.

OP, next time say "For a hundred bucks, I will lick anything" (make sure to run your toung around your lips slowly in a circular pattern to really sell it!)

EmperorHilo 11

I always enjoy the ones about a creepy person on the bus...

That is when you say to him oh I can think of something you would enjoy more and then punch him in the knee cap laugh and run