By flowerchildd2 - 12/12/2011 23:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, a creepy old guy on the bus asked me if I wanted to "lick it." When I said no, he tried to convince me by telling me that "it tastes good." FML
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TheStunner 0

This is one of those times you don"t trust the wise elderly.

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Epsilonyx 15

Did you then accept his offer of a cherry hard candy?

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ImFrackinBored 13

Cherry NyQuil Popsicles?

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fmlpro0987 0

If you need more help knowing what the old msn wanted OP to lick. Ask your mommy and daddy they will help you understand.

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jroxursox1 10

Really?? Like the comment above. HARD candy. This stranger was so desperate for it. He wanted her to lick his penis haha

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Ultimate creeper status achieved... FYL.

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MSheary1993 1

He was clearly asking you to taste a new lollipop that he came up with.

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Androidz 0

More like Willy Wanka.

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Zya_fml 8

^ Oh my goodness, I totally jinxed it! As soon as I went for a walk some old man glared at me for a whole minute and them started barking. WTF?

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MrSchneebly 5

Well if it tastes good what is your problem?

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arttyruiz 7

OP, should've trusted him, I mean he did say it tasted good...

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FYLDeep 25

Let him lick it if it tastes good. And if for some reason he is unable to lick whatever it is himself, then you definitely want nothing to do with this guy. Check out immediately.

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