By flowerchildd2 - 12/12/2011 23:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, a creepy old guy on the bus asked me if I wanted to "lick it." When I said no, he tried to convince me by telling me that "it tastes good." FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 466
You deserved it 3 037

Same thing different taste

Comments

Don't ride the short buss. The only people on those busses are the window lickers!

missamazinggg 12
LezBiHonest 7
JinxosGirl87 0

This is when your stop suddenly comes up and you run off the bus.

Isaac_The_Man 0

I really doubt that, bud. But thanks for the fake story!

perdix 29

You should have told him that you would after he licked yours first . . . but that yours tastes horrible. Start telling him details of your yeast infections and poor hygiene, as well as the regular monthly business, and he'll jump off at the next stop and run to buy a McRib.

Mace works great. Tell him he can lick it! That it tastes good.

That's why you should have a shirt like I do; Mr. Owl, from the tootsie roll ad, asking, "wanna lick?"