Transportation: Today, a creepy old guy on the bus asked me if I wanted to "lick...

By flowerchildd2 - 12/12/2011 23:17 - United States

Today, a creepy old guy on the bus asked me if I wanted to "lick it." When I said no, he tried to convince me by telling me that "it tastes good." FML

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By pokeballbra - 17/10/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with, "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML

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By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

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By robotchickens - 10/03/2010 19:54 - United States

Today, while on the bus, an old man told me about all the many things he wanted to do with my various orifices. FML

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By ugly - 10/07/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

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By anonmys - 18/07/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2015 16:05 - United States

Today, a creepy old guy kept hitting on me in line at Subway. I got scared and told him to back off because my dad was waiting for me outside. He replied that he wouldn't object to a three-way. FML

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Great conversation starter

By balkangirl94 - 23/12/2011 07:42 - United States

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By needanewride - 16/11/2012 02:40 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML

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TheStunner 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:37

This is one of those times you don"t trust the wise elderly.

Awsemogreeb 19

Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:57

It.

Comments

VoteForTaco 8

Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:10

Did you?

GypsyRover 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:35

Don't ride the short buss. The only people on those busses are the window lickers!

missamazinggg 12

Tuesday 13 December 2011 14:21

You, sir, are an ass.

LezBiHonest 7

Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:34

Seems legit. Liiiick it!

JinxosGirl87 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:45

This is when your stop suddenly comes up and you run off the bus.

Dandeska 7

Tuesday 13 December 2011 13:06

Pedo

Isaac_The_Man 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 13:25

I really doubt that, bud. But thanks for the fake story!

youngsofly 13

Tuesday 13 December 2011 13:38

How does he know "it" tastes good?

perdix 29

Tuesday 13 December 2011 14:00

You should have told him that you would after he licked yours first . . . but that yours tastes horrible. Start telling him details of your yeast infections and poor hygiene, as well as the regular monthly business, and he'll jump off at the next stop and run to buy a McRib.