By flowerchildd2 - 12/12/2011 23:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, a creepy old guy on the bus asked me if I wanted to "lick it." When I said no, he tried to convince me by telling me that "it tastes good." FML
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TheStunner 0

This is one of those times you don"t trust the wise elderly.

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IndigoAcrylic 9

Shoulda been like "Bitch please! I would much rather suck it!(;"

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missamazinggg 12

I bet you're really popular at parties.

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sinking_fish 12

25- Aren't you the same kid on another thread that wasn't sure why all of your friends think you're gay? .....

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IndigoAcrylic 9

LADIES! CALM YOUR HORMONES!! xD And.....88-I'm bi..Not gay xD

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EvilLilCupcake 10

I have one question.... How does he know how it tastes...? O.o

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KailyKii 11

Oh I'm sure he found a way.

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zingline89 18

51, your pic is perfect for this FML

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perdix 29

I'm a creepy old guy, I can tell you with authority what "it" is. You may ask me, but that might not be wise ;)

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abbyhoneywaffles 11

What 'it' is was not mentioned in the FML. It could be anything, so it doesn't necessarily mean it's something dirty. For all we know, the guy could have had a lollipop in his pocket.

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jroxursox1 10

Yeah. Sure. No. He wanted her to lick his dick. Creepy old guys only want one thing. Kinda like teenage boys and peeping toms lol

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Hammer940 7

You should have tried it. Maybe it did taste good. Now you'll never know. And isn't that worse.

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rawrabby 0

That is absolutely disgusting.

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sarahbear992 6

.....and this is why I'm scared to ride in public transportation...

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Larion1 13

wondering how he found it

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muzy 23

You should.have said "How do you know that it tastes good? did you try licking it :o?"

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