Animals: Today, a fly flew into my ear canal and got stuck. It was the...

By Xandriajoy10 - 08/03/2016 11:56 - Australia

Today, a fly flew into my ear canal and got stuck. It was the most horrifying two minutes of my life. FML

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By WTFLY - 23/03/2013 08:17 - United States - Hilo

Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML

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By sneaky1324 - 18/08/2012 07:49 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML

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Defeated

By K.O - 09/09/2022 06:00 - United States

Today, a fly landed on my ear. The suddenly loud buzzing noise scared me so badly that out of instinct, I punched the side of my head so hard that I actually made myself really dizzy. The worst part? I didn't kill the fly. Jackass fly: 1, Dumbass me: 0. FML

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Fancy a pint?

By Anonymous - 04/09/2020 22:02 - United States - Tyler

Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML

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By jaqlove - 02/07/2016 20:28 - United States - Clementon

Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML

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What are you doing ear?

By JK710 - 23/06/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I discovered that the hearing in my left ear is still good. I haven't been able to hear that well out of it for 2 weeks and I thought I popped an eardrum and waited for it to heal. I stuck a Q-Tip in there to clean it out. Turns out there was actually a dead fly in my ear. For 2 weeks. FML

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Top o' the mornin' to ya

By Anonymous - 29/07/2022 16:00 - United States - Littleton

Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML

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Ewwww

By jamblasticus - 09/05/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl walking nearby. I approached her to strike up a conversation when suddenly a large fly invaded my left nostril, and became lodged inside. After picking out the bloody fly pieces, I looked up to see the girl walking away, gagging. FML

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By John - 26/03/2012 02:53 - Saint Lucia

Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML

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The passenger

By F.L.Stubbs - 05/08/2023 00:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I was drinking coffee at work, while being surrounded by a lot of flies in the area I was working. Later, in the evening, I found a fly under my bottom denture plate. It'd been there for about 12 hours. FML

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Tuesday 8 March 2016 17:54

So you found out what all the buzz was about?

alaen 17

Tuesday 8 March 2016 17:52

White noise won't be the same

Comments

CheeseyWolf 9

Tuesday 8 March 2016 19:34

My brother's dad got a cockroach stuck in his ear once. He got it out himself but now his hearing is impaired in that ear.

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 9 March 2016 2:13

Did he burn it out?? Why did he lose hearing?

zachb20 15

Tuesday 8 March 2016 19:37

Its like that episode of survivor lol

HarmoniousMe 11

Tuesday 8 March 2016 19:51

shoo fly, don't bother me!

Calingaladha 21

Tuesday 8 March 2016 20:01

Happened to me with a moth once. Weirdest thing, feeling it flapping around in my ear.

annoyedperson 25

Tuesday 8 March 2016 20:36

All of these puns are driving me insane

nrwl_30 17

Tuesday 8 March 2016 21:04

Try a wasp up your nose then.seen that!

Etweens96 25

Tuesday 8 March 2016 21:21

If it happens again, remain calm, pour baby oil into your ear canal until the buzzing stops and go to the hospital to get it removed

Dilexar 26

Wednesday 9 March 2016 0:02

Uh..

acps199610 12

Friday 11 March 2016 18:37

Touching... not really.

AwkwardBookworm 27

Tuesday 8 March 2016 22:07

The comments just seem to be a mix of horrifying anecdotes and really bad puns

ThrottleJockey 35

Tuesday 8 March 2016 22:23

I'm sure the fly had the same opinion of the experience.

mylemoon26 8

Tuesday 8 March 2016 22:24

I was on a run and this happened to me but not as long. It scared the shit out of me and for a month I covered my ear on runs

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