Intimacy: Today, a friend offered to have sex with me, since I'm a 19 year...

By VelocityMary - 30/07/2009 15:52 - United States

Today, a friend offered to have sex with me, since I'm a 19 year old virgin who's only been kissed. He then added on that I would have to give him my Wii in return. FML

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You deserved it 6 885

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By gfg - 16/03/2009 18:48 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

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By Yoshi - 31/01/2009 20:01 - United States

Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML

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You deserved it 6 491

By Junktown - 07/07/2011 14:40 - Israel

Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 673

You deserved it 6 342

By DC. - 08/02/2009 12:37 - United States

Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

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You deserved it 8 615

By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 044

You deserved it 8 604

By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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You deserved it 6 833

By lonelygal69 - 19/08/2015 05:54 - United States - Stafford

Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

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You deserved it 3 796

By vanessa_d15 - 10/11/2009 09:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML

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You deserved it 23 708

By SisterOfTard - 10/11/2014 16:31 - United States - Florence

Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML

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You deserved it 4 703

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By gottacatchemall - 08/01/2014 05:43 - United States

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 854

You deserved it 29 010

AnneFTW 17

Friday 31 July 2009 0:16

Why would you have sex with a random "friend" just so you wouldn't be a virgin?? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 31 July 2009 0:16

Does he get to put his Wiimote in your charging dock?

Comments

NiNA_BOBiNA 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:21

hahahahahahahahaha wow

hayno 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:22

Granted you are not a total troll, il have sex with you for free

FacePALM24 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:27

I thought it was usually guys who pay girls to have sex with them..

alex_vik 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:31

So you're a virgin at 19 and complaining about it? Boo ******* hoo.

fearinabottle 0

Friday 31 July 2009 1:00

alex_vik 0

Friday 31 July 2009 1:10

Actually, it seems to be the norm to **** before 8th grade. Sad, but this generation is shit.

dragonaair 5

Wednesday 16 March 2011 11:35

@46 seriously? That is sick. 14 year olds *******, oh that's wrong.

valdancer99 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 14:27

Thats true. I'm in 8th grade and one of my friends got pregnant. Her boyfriend ****** her and then when she told him she was pregnant he left her. She kept the baby and now can't get an education and can't hang out with friends. It changed her life forever. And she's only 14. Her parents kicked her out of the house and now she has to pay her own rent. I feel so bad for her but she deserves it. Sex at 14 is awful.

Bonzer 2

Thursday 28 June 2012 0:16

46- If thats true than I think im doing something wrong.

lil_ham1644 29

Monday 28 July 2014 1:13

The first time I had sex I was 19. Well like a week before my 20th. I wasn't ashamed to be a virgin & my bf & I had been dating for around a year.

Kylias 6

Friday 31 July 2009 0:31

That's where you say, "No thanks, my Wii will last longer than yours."

lmmmr 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:40

YESSSSSS.

troynt 2

Friday 31 July 2009 0:48

best comment award goes to you sir

rant_8 0

Friday 18 February 2011 4:53

ha!

shamille 5

Friday 31 July 2009 0:33

woowww not worth it. And why would you just have sex just because you haven't? that's dumb.

CFR 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:34

Lol he's such a man-***** =P

aback 4

Friday 31 July 2009 0:39

So not worth it. If you're that desperate, hang around the bars at closing time. You'll find somebody willing to do it for free. Make 'em use a condom.

paperfox_fml 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:45

The ****? You're a girl! Girls can get laid whenever they want! God, you could be a ******* troll and post an ad with a photo saying '19 year old female wants to lose virginity to attractive male', and you'd still get a million billion interested responses.

DrunkIrishman 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:54

Did it ever cross your thick mind that some people -oh, I don't know- don't want to have sex with just anyone?!?! The OP wasn't complaining; the friend who couldn't think 5 seconds without thinking of his own **** was essentially making fun of the OP, which is where the FML lies.