Miscellaneous: Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief."...

By Anonymous - 26/06/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML

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Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 04:18 - United States

Today, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizing what I was saying, I texted her, "If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat." FML

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By Ihavealisp - 16/02/2011 02:32 - United States

Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML

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By Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond

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Today, I updated my Facebook status to "It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood." My cousin, seeing the status, failed to pick up on the sarcastic humor. She called all my family members and tell them that I was pregnant. Including my husband in Iraq. FML

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By the hated - 09/07/2013 02:02 - United States - Absecon

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML

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By SmittyJA24 - 20/05/2014 02:38 - United States - Lewiston

Today, my idiot sister had to have her aged dog put down, then she posts on MY Facebook page, "RIP, Buddy, we'll miss you." My adult children and most of my friends thought I died. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 20:59 - United Kingdom - Bedford

Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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balest22 0

Monday 27 June 2011 0:33

well that's okay. I mean how would u know that though. Every1 makes mistakes like that.

BADDiam 4

Monday 27 June 2011 0:38

well all u can do is to delete that badass comment..

Comments

chaoticnh 0

Monday 27 June 2011 1:52

what's worse you made a poop joke, or made and ass of yourself lol?

chaoticnh 0

Monday 27 June 2011 1:54

an*

beerisnot4kids 0

Monday 27 June 2011 1:53

that's just immature and yeah u should lay off Facebook....

xrainbowshadowx 17

Monday 27 June 2011 2:01

You could have scanned through a few previous comments before commenting...but oh well, it's not your fault how could you have known.

CaramelRainbows 2

Monday 27 June 2011 11:43

maybe he was the first one the commented.

InnocentHorror 0

Monday 27 June 2011 2:10

Erase the comment ? Lol

CaramelRainbows 2

Monday 27 June 2011 11:45

that doesn't mean that it will be automatically erased from people's minds.

WTFGOTOHELL 0

Monday 27 June 2011 2:16

How about using the delete button, apologizing and stop whining?

armydaughtr 0

Monday 27 June 2011 2:16

why didn't you just delete the comment after you realized what she was talking about?

pongo_lycaon 4

Monday 27 June 2011 2:19

People who write deliberately ambiguous statutes on Facebook only have themselves to blame if someone upsets them. If you don't want the whole world knowing your business and commenting on it then don't publish it.