Animals: Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs...

By BSwan - 15/03/2011 00:57 - Australia

Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs and he moves lightening fast. I think the only way to get rid of him is to turn the heat on and boil him. Which I would do if my daughter didn't already adore him. FML

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By traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

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Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant wolf spider that was already in the tub didn't like me trying to set it free outside. It ran right across my feet and back into my house when I dumped it out of a cup outside. I screamed like a little girl. FML

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Today, I was backpacking, and I was in a tent. It had rained all day and finally, I was dry. I settled down in my slightly damp sleeping bag. I woke up halfway through the night with a frog on my face and my feet in freezing cold water. Our tent had drifted into a frog pond. FML

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By W...T...F - 09/08/2013 16:15 - United States

Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML

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Today, a water snake slithered into our pool. He can have it. FML

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By Unknown - 30/06/2014 01:05 - United States

Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML

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By exfishowner - 27/01/2019 12:00

Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML

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SShelbyy 1

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:51

He's her prince charming :)

MetallicaRules19 4

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:54

poor frog! dont be a bitch and kill it!

Comments

persimmon 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 1:30

you're an idiot.

baseballgirl25 6

Wednesday 16 March 2011 3:56

u are horrible person.. it's freaking frog no u won't get worts from it. it's not going to change into prince charming.. for gods sakes a frog it can't eat u!!!!!!! try having a coyote in ur backyard. now that's a animal to fear, they eat smaller animals.

MelissaMae 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 3:59

a frog? really? you would rather boil a frog than take the damn thing out? ydi for being a pussy, and sick.

nrelavender 10

Wednesday 16 March 2011 4:02

you would burn a frog to death? screw you, op.

weregirl 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 4:16

if you kill that frog, I swear to god I'm finding you. -_-

FunwithBumperCar 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 4:45

If she likes it so much then prepare a "classic" French meal to take her mind off.

Got_any_grapes1 4

Wednesday 16 March 2011 5:30

DONT BOIL HIM YOU PIECE OF TRASH TAKE IT OUT AND LET IT GO

xdust 4

Wednesday 16 March 2011 6:50

you can't boil a frog! didn't you pay atention in grade one. as you raze the temperature the frog adapts and survives.

ImTheAlpha 30

Tuesday 5 June 2012 2:17

I'm pretty sure a frog can't survive 500° F.

Sarcasm_wins 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 16:19

From what I hear, having the heat on with a dead frog (possibly dead animal in general) in the water causes it to release some contaminant that will leave painful boils on your skin anywhere the water touches. Disclaimer, I have no idea how true this is, I just heard it from a friend who's step mom apparently had it happen to her. It makes some kind of sense though, the dead animal being a rotting corpse and all with lots of bacteria.