Animals: Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs...

By BSwan - 15/03/2011 00:57 - Australia

Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs and he moves lightening fast. I think the only way to get rid of him is to turn the heat on and boil him. Which I would do if my daughter didn't already adore him. FML

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Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML

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By traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

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By nopenopenopenope - 23/09/2016 03:28 - United States - Winston Salem

Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant wolf spider that was already in the tub didn't like me trying to set it free outside. It ran right across my feet and back into my house when I dumped it out of a cup outside. I screamed like a little girl. FML

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By oops... - 19/06/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for a relatively rare frog species. After three hours I finally heard the frog call and I crept closer and closer to the sound until... squish... I stepped on the very frog I was trying to collect. They're endangered. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2024 15:00 - Germany

Today, my cat has a new hobby: She goes fishing. As in she catches the frogs out of the ornamental pond, then walks into my freshly mopped kitchen with dripping wet, muddy feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2019 18:03

Today, I was backpacking, and I was in a tent. It had rained all day and finally, I was dry. I settled down in my slightly damp sleeping bag. I woke up halfway through the night with a frog on my face and my feet in freezing cold water. Our tent had drifted into a frog pond. FML

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By W...T...F - 09/08/2013 16:15 - United States

Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML

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By RAS266 - 26/06/2017 00:00

Today, a water snake slithered into our pool. He can have it. FML

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By Unknown - 30/06/2014 01:05 - United States

Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML

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By exfishowner - 27/01/2019 12:00

Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML

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SShelbyy 1

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:51

He's her prince charming :)

MetallicaRules19 4

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:54

poor frog! dont be a bitch and kill it!

Comments

mzfoxy31 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 17:11

I love frogs!!!!! They're sooo cute!!! :)

lgriffin86 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 17:25

umm use a net & get him out. tell your daughter he ran away!

kiakia0131 23

Tuesday 15 March 2011 17:50

Please don't kill the frog. They are a sign of a healthy environment! I love frogs. I had like seven in my swimming pool last summer.

rawkthrfawkon 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 18:01

they make these things called nets... amazing concept. don't boil the frog. damn.

biker827675 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 18:31

don't kill it

Bartimaeus 7

Tuesday 15 March 2011 22:51

stfu frogs are awesome. I have a pet frog that's 12 years old. he's freaking bamf. he's even better than cats.

boatkicker 4

Wednesday 16 March 2011 19:40

You like frogs and cats? Do you like turtles too, because if so, you get to be my favorite person today.

Clarice1 9

Tuesday 15 March 2011 23:38

You deserve it for being the kind of person who would boil a frog in a hot tub. What is wrong with you? Thank goodness your daughter seems to be a decent human being.

legendkillaer 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 0:05

when she leaves the house get someone willing to catch,kill,cook it then feed it to your daughter eith the face starring at her(:

dt520 4

Wednesday 16 March 2011 0:31

you have a hot tub and no net? i refuse to believe this.

Lorysa 11

Wednesday 16 March 2011 0:57

Why boil the poor thing? It's not gonna bite, and the chlorine will kill all the germs in the meantime, if it doesn't kill the frog first. Maybe you can get one those big pond cleaning nets or something and fish him out? Just make sure you aim it away from you if you catch it, or you'll get peed on for sure. xD I learned that quick...