Animals: Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs...

By BSwan - 15/03/2011 00:57 - Australia

Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs and he moves lightening fast. I think the only way to get rid of him is to turn the heat on and boil him. Which I would do if my daughter didn't already adore him. FML

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Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

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By nopenopenopenope - 23/09/2016 03:28 - United States - Winston Salem

Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant wolf spider that was already in the tub didn't like me trying to set it free outside. It ran right across my feet and back into my house when I dumped it out of a cup outside. I screamed like a little girl. FML

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Today, I was backpacking, and I was in a tent. It had rained all day and finally, I was dry. I settled down in my slightly damp sleeping bag. I woke up halfway through the night with a frog on my face and my feet in freezing cold water. Our tent had drifted into a frog pond. FML

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By W...T...F - 09/08/2013 16:15 - United States

Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML

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Today, a water snake slithered into our pool. He can have it. FML

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By Unknown - 30/06/2014 01:05 - United States

Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML

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By exfishowner - 27/01/2019 12:00

Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML

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SShelbyy 1

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:51

He's her prince charming :)

MetallicaRules19 4

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:54

poor frog! dont be a bitch and kill it!

Comments

4Lonely2Stoner0 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 13:09

That's nothing, we had a wolf spider almost as large as my hand living in our hot tub.

Xxak907xX 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 13:29

Just kill it, toss it's body out, and tell your daughter it ran off to a magical fairy land

Xxak907xX 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 13:31

Ehhh just kidding, I wouldn't kill it....I would catch it and toss it in my backyard. And that's when you tell her that it's in magical fairy land

Ozma_fml 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 13:41

Wow I hope your daughter manages to stay a decent person and you don't start influencing her.

hellosir23 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 14:01

hey! I've seen a frog before!

docscientist 9

Wednesday 16 March 2011 7:36

Maybe he lives in Antarctica.

UnprecendentedAw 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 14:04

Or a net may work you idiot. Way to give up at the first sign of effort being required.

TempestRain 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 14:25

You are sick!

darkmis1 17

Tuesday 15 March 2011 14:39

Get an animal control officer to put the froggie in a cage for her. That way he'll be in his own little aquarium in her room, and you get your hot tub back.....after you clean it.

Eorlas 31

Tuesday 15 March 2011 14:40

boil him??? youre literally insane. go get mental help!

darkmis1 17

Tuesday 15 March 2011 14:41

What if she laid eggs? You could have 100 frogs in there tomorrow!

asnakelovinbabe 16

Tuesday 15 March 2011 15:05

I think it is REALLY sad how far removed from nature some people are... when you say things like "ewwww a frog gross kill it!" it shows how uneducated and childish you really are... I mean come on... sack up it's a ******* frog. The lack of respect for wildlife in general the majority of people demonstrate on this site and elsewhere is what will be the death of our own species in the future. The world is going to shit because of the little things... like the whiny brat that posted this FML. It's never okay to be afraid of something just because you don't understand it.