Miscellaneous: Today, a funny smelling liquid was sprayed all over the computer....

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 21:10 - United States

Today, a funny smelling liquid was sprayed all over the computer. Last week, I told my fully pottytrained but extremely reluctant toddler that he couldn't play Barney games until he used the big boy toilet. A 4 year old's revenge really sucks. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2010 16:43 - United States

Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML

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By richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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Hellooooo, Social Services?

By whatisthisshit - 17/03/2017 00:00

Today, I spent two hours convincing my 3-year-old son that he can't poop on his 4-month-old brother out of retaliation for the baby pooping on him. He did it anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

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By dani0810 - 22/01/2013 11:39 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML

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By subtweetqueen - 09/09/2016 04:18 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, the 3-year-old I nanny wanted to prove to me that he was tall enough to pee standing up in front of the toilet. When he realized he actually was tall enough, he got excited and misdirected his stream, covering himself, his brother, and me in urine. FML

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Paper-thin walls

By Lauren Davies - 17/09/2019 06:00

Today, I had to tell my 4 year-old, "I'm wiping my butt right now, I can't get you a drink. Please wait a minute." I distinctly heard my neighbor laughing through the bathroom window. FML

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By failedfather - 16/12/2013 16:34 - Australia - Ferntree Gully

Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML

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Potty drama

By NeverEndingBathtime_ - 03/08/2017 20:00

Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML

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Boys will be annoying boys

By shouldve used a condom - 29/06/2022 14:00

Today, I was under the impression that my kids would eventually grow out of wanting to watch me use the bathroom. Instead, my 7 year-old son attempted to pick the lock so he could watch me take a shit and make fun of me for it. FML

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Dopeyrox 0

Monday 30 November 2009 2:13

your kid sounds like a brat

xenomorph 0

Monday 30 November 2009 2:06

1. Find a way to neutralize the smell, perhaps vinegar. 2. Apply the substance to the computer, then dry off. 3. ???? 4. PROFIT!!!!!!!

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alwaysalady 0

Monday 30 November 2009 6:25

YOur kid is four and not potty trained? Why? Seriously?

Catheec 4

Monday 30 November 2009 6:52

Dont use threats to potty train! Use a positive reinforcement system like getting stickers on a chart for staying dry and earning a special prize at the end of the day for getting all the sticker slots filled in.

StudBoiAyeEm 0

Monday 30 November 2009 14:56

yes this is the corect way, its how my nephew learneed, we bought him a whole little system complete with those stickers

CharleneW 0

Monday 30 November 2009 7:01

Ugh... people on this website seriously need to learn how to read before replying. The kid IS potty-trained. He's just reluctant. And to everyone saying this is the fault of the parent... do you even have kids or have been involved in something like potty-training a kid? Potty training is tough work. I know from helping my mom with my younger siblings. Boys are especially tough and reluctant by nature. (Usually) Most boys are a year behind girls in when they complete potty-training. It can take up to two years for some kids to be completely potty-trained.

MissSparkie 0

Monday 30 November 2009 7:40

wonder if this is the same kid that threw the wii remote at a tv a couple of weeks ago, either that or there's an epidemic of 4 yr old with terrible parents

MissSparkie 0

Monday 30 November 2009 7:41

#46, helping a mum is different to doing it yourself and by 4, that's just not on, even if they have problems, they still know whats right and wrong in regards to peeing all over stuff. and no body can excuse peeing all over a computer no matter how hard you try

CharleneW 0

Monday 30 November 2009 17:04

Did I say it was okay? No. Learn how to read and don't put words into my mouth. I said that everyone shouldn't be saying that Op is a bad parent. All kids are going to test boundaries to see what they can and can't get away with. It's human nature. NOT bad parenting.