Love: Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number.... - FML

By Kin - 25/10/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML

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By anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 16:12 - United States

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2013 15:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

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By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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By LonelyGuy - 15/12/2014 11:59 - Australia

Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. FML

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By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 08:50 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML

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Dcvictorious 0

Monday 26 October 2009 1:18

I'm more worried that she knew if off by heart tbh mate. FHL.

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 26 October 2009 1:11

That only means she works there!

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Byrnevictim 0

Monday 26 October 2009 1:29

6 is right, they're all 1-800 or toll free numbers. Maybe the chick or her friend answered and said it was a suicide hotline.

maryoceanblue 0

Monday 26 October 2009 1:29

lmfao! that suckssssssss

jw90 18

Monday 26 October 2009 1:30

ouch! did you give it a call?

therightsidedown 0

Friday 6 January 2012 10:37

I think you should read it again.

ziqi92 0

Monday 26 October 2009 1:31

apparently someone decided that the rejection hotline has become a cliche...

nokillnobeepbeep 0

Monday 26 October 2009 1:49

Ah, the good old rejection hotline. I used to deactivate my voicemail and forward to the rejection hotline. Good times.

Ut_vols 0

Monday 26 October 2009 1:35

Wow what a bitch

Bloodknight 22

Monday 26 October 2009 1:36

Bigger question. Why does she readily have that number available. I'd take that as a sign to bounce!

mattdaddyryan56 0

Monday 26 October 2009 1:40

how do you like someone for years? get serious.

agent_fml 0

Monday 26 October 2009 1:43

Harsh

pyroplatypus 3

Monday 26 October 2009 1:44

I'm calling fake on this one. Google suicide helpline and they're ALL 800 numbers. No idiot in their right mind would confuse an 800 number for a home or cell number. Also, unless she works there or is crazy, why would she know it off the top of her head? Lie fail.

hypnotismo 0

Monday 26 October 2009 7:54

guys... i have an 800 number going to my house. my dad got it through the phone service cuz he was bored one day its toll free lol

pyroplatypus 3

Monday 26 October 2009 1:45

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