Hello ass face, No way in hell is it okay for you to call suicidal people dumbasses. You're the dumbass if you don't think suicide is a serious issue.

Woa... #53 is bitch-slappin Karma. Hope your family has insurance on you to pay for the funeral.

Oh, hey, check it out, there are only about 100 suicide hotlines in CA that have local area codes... http://suicidehotlines.com/california.html... (just going off the FML saying CA, but I'm sure there are plenty in other states :P) Gotta love people who only use the internet to perpetuate their own idiocy.

Its funny you should say that because at that particular url there are barely over 100 numbers, many are 1-800, most fall into the catergory of a 'hotline' using a 1-8## or something similar (by most I am saying over well over half) . Also to note, the first two numbers on the page are for the US national hotlines (both 800 numbers). Also to note, the hotline numbers for the most populous counties in California are 800 numbers. So before you acuse me of being ignorant by using a website to refute me, maybe you should spend more than 3 seconds looking at the site. I am not infact ignorant, I was making a simple observation followed up by a grossly overdramatic statement (i.e. the suicide part) as a way of perpetuating the fact that FML is supposed be funny and that not only must we realize that this one, along with many others, are fake and that girls have been giving guys fake numbers for a long time and that some guy actually fell for the 'hotline trick' is probably due to his own incompitence. You are actually the one perpetuating your own idoicy over the internet by assuming everone that makes an incredibly insensitive joke about a terrible subject is stupid. So ....**** YOU!

ouch, #83...wait a go. I'm speechless.