By Kin - 25/10/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML
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Dcvictorious 0

I'm more worried that she knew if off by heart tbh mate. FHL.

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th_fml 0

Who the hell has the suicide help like ready to give out to guys..

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jchansfan 0

Maybe she thought the OP was suicidal and needed help? Haha this girl at my school has a "You can talk to me about suicide" sticker on her locker... :/

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ronnielc2010 0

HaHaHa you must be pathetic but look at it this way shes obviously been getting help...who would memorize i a suicidal help line..

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DLT_17 0

agreed #26. u don't want her anyway. if she knows the number for suicidal hotline she is in some deep shit.

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frostie 0

Kin, the girl gave you the number as a joke (like a friendly prank from one person to another) or she gave the number to be a bitch. If its the latter then you should lose all interest in her, and start finding someone thats less of a bitch.

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tehslack 5

modded this. ******* awesome.

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fukUmane 0

U should fake your suicide and leave a note calling her a bitch and saying its her fault... or slap her in the face.

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missalieus 0

what a bitch! or maybe she's just trying to be funny.

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