that's bad that u haven't let him touch. if you truely love him u wouldent care. and the hopper..please...really? how is that a fml? it's a bug big deal just pull it out yourself. your bf was giveing you a hint.

The FML is that the grasshopper cause her to go up a cup size.

If it had been a bee or something then ya, he should have helped you. But its just a grasshopper, and in the moment its a funny joke, and worth it. Or maybe he thought at that point, since its down your shirt, you'd just get it out yourself?

I'd say that was pretty wicked. idiot boyfriend, if he had any sense he wouldn't complain and would take this chance to "help" get it. Dumbass.

haha thats one horny hopper.

that grasshopper stole your woman. that's sad.

Get it out yourself. Your boyfriend probably wouldn't even dare go down there if he hasn't yet. Also, he made a funny joke. How's this an FML? You just let the grasshopper go and that's it. I honestly think he was being nice not to stick his hands down your shirt when you haven't allowed him yet.

"Ah sooo," the grasshopper says, "The student has become the master." /bow before your new sensei.

Lmao that dudes awesome

op your bf are guy with a sense of humor but not horny...