Kids: Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate...

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By hatemylife - 19/07/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML

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By musicman2005 - 30/03/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I was at work, about to go to lunch. There were some girl scouts out front selling cookies. I told my manager that I would be using a different exit, and when he asked why, I told him that girl scouts really annoy the crap out of me. The girl scouts out front were his daughters. FML

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By twit - 16/03/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:52 - Canada

Today, I went with my friend door-to-door selling chocolates. We went to the first house, and the guy decided to buy a chocolate from each of us. He didn't have change and neither did we, so he just took the chocolates and slammed the door in our face. FML

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By UTRejected - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was selling winter-themed cookies at my university. I cheerfully asked a girl if she would like to buy cookies to support peer tutoring. Her response? "I don't eat food." FML

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By Me. - 11/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Ramona

Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML

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By magicmaster19 - 20/06/2019 14:30

Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML

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By Scottrick - 01/03/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

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By grossesfesses - 15/05/2013 06:58 - France - Compi?gne

Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML

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By anonymous - 05/05/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, a hot girl got into the elevator just as I took a bite out of my Three Musketeers bar. I instinctively smiled at her and chocolate drool poured out of my mouth. FML

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By Steephx0 - 22/03/2017 02:00

Today, I found out the "free" protein bars at my gym are actually for a fundraiser for children's cancer. I've been taking one every day for the past two weeks. FML

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mismonroe 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:08

Well, at least they have a marketing strategy. Good for them.

artc91 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:24

Re-open the door and show them what happens when a fat bitch is insulted.

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Gabriellax3 6

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:19

aww wow that's so mean! if I was you I open the door and throw them back at them and get my money back

Solkillerexe 13

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:20

Kids today got no respect whatsoever.

Legendslayer222 26

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:28

Hopefully only one or two of them are that ungrateful, and they will then be alienated by the better part of the group.

Bananaque 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:58

Even though I think this is funny, it would have pissed me off too! You shoulda thrown the two bars at them!!

xXRiah_GirlXx 9

Tuesday 19 July 2011 20:59

girl scouts are never as nice in real life as in the commercials. ~_~

j_cat187 19

Tuesday 19 July 2011 21:22

a lot more bastards these days

christinesophia 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 21:35

this post is obviously a fake. girl scouts don't sell chocolate bars, ever, for any reason. and if the OP meant COOKIES, door-to-door sales are in January. OP made it up, and probably isn't even fat - just a kid trying to get posted on FML.