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By wardsl195 - 30/12/2015 05:55 - United States - Seaford

Today, a guy came to install a modem in my apartment. He needed to get to the jack behind my TV stand, so I helped him move it. Once the stand was moved, I saw a used condom that was hidden underneath. My cat must have pulled it out of my garbage weeks ago. There's no way the guy didn't see it. FML

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By frenchie12 - 24/03/2019 02:00

Today, I hooked up with a girl. The condom fell off when I pulled out. When the girl left, I couldn't find it. I saw my roommate cat's with it, so I chased him and he escaped. My roommate now wants to kill me. She found the condom on her bed and doesn't believe me. I might have to move out. FML

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Pet detective

By badluckdrew - 01/05/2009 14:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML

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By Help - 16/09/2011 16:20 - Australia

Today, at work, I found a used condom in the fax machine. I'm the electrical maintenance repair for the company. I have to untangle it from the belts. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 03:36 - United States - Chicago

Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML

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By Madison43097 - 24/09/2009 20:57 - United States

Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML

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By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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Gettin' some

By Username - 01/05/2011 08:20 - United States

Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML

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Repair this

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 06:01

Today, at my appliance job, we received a used dryer that needed to be fixed. I took it in the back room to test it. I plugged it in and turned it on. It started to smell so bad that I went to shut it down, but before I did I see two used condoms fly out of the back vent. FML

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Good boy

By Tucker - 18/11/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called him down. He came running down the stairs with a used condom in his mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. He put it directly in my mom's hands. FML

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Heat of the moment

By English_Nut117 - 30/10/2013 19:17 - Canada - Georgetown

Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML

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feven 32

Wednesday 30 December 2015 15:43

He's probably seen worse things if he goes to people's houses often.

Emma1562 35

Wednesday 30 December 2015 15:43

That sucks but it'll be a funny story to tell

Comments

monkeytater96 23

Thursday 31 December 2015 2:22

Same thing happened to me except it was a pile of cat shit. Cats a total **** tards some times.

NickACD 27

Thursday 31 December 2015 2:41

Well on the bright side he might accept other payment if ya know what I mean. (This is a joke please don't rip me to pieces)

scottyj1011 4

Thursday 31 December 2015 3:01

I used to be a cable guy and can confirm we've seen a lot worse.

EarlFug 19

Thursday 31 December 2015 3:54

"The last cable guy brought his own condoms. Did you? I requested that when I made the service call"

blahhhhhhh85 9

Thursday 31 December 2015 4:53

as a cable guy this isn't the most unusual thing to happen to him guarantee

nphill82 21

Thursday 31 December 2015 5:18

As a network field tech, I've seen ******, whips, ****, BDSM stuff, etc. I don't judge.

bigdonnie624 15

Thursday 31 December 2015 14:35

As a cable guy we do see worse then that. Don't sweat it as long as the rest of your house was in good condition it'll just be a joke like "you wouldn't believe this"

JerryClark 17

Thursday 31 December 2015 20:11

That really blows

dleonard 5

Friday 1 January 2016 3:19

as a cable installer, this is by far a normal occurrence

DiabolusIgnis 15

Friday 1 January 2016 19:25

I work for a moving firm, and a used condom is not too disgusting to find. Honestly I think it's more disgusting to find layers of dust, dead skin, spilled drinks etc. than a used condom. Or used drug needles, jeez. Worst thing ever was a mattress that had been in use/bad storage for 20+ years. When we threw it it let go a cloud that was probably where ebola was born.