By fashionVictim - 08/03/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, a guy informed me that the cute, really tiny little leather bracelet with little silver hearts and several snaps that I'd found in a head shop is actually a cock ring. I'm a girl. FML
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sherri 0

You either have a wrist the size of a baby, or this is for an extremely well endowed male!

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fb_fml 0

#3 - maybe it has "several snaps" to adjust the size and she had it on the largest?

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texmas 0

It's probably a **** and balls, arab strap one. Those are big enough to be worn as a bracelet.

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MasaMushia 0

Well, should you sprout a dick, at least you'll always have a **** ring ready.

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Kat_MS 0

Heh if it looks good who cares what it was originally designed for. Its not like its been used anyway (or I would hope not, assuming you bought it new).

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arms_akimbo 0

@ #3 I shouldn't know this, but I do. The kind of ring she's talking about most likely straps around the nuts too.

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cornhobble 0

LOL, that's actually awesome. XD Dude, keep wearing it. (I know I would.)

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bigrederin 0

So what? Roll with it, baby. The next time someone points that out, just tell them "I know," and keep on walking.

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puffdis420 0

wtf would u be doing getting a **** bracelet in a headshop? thats whr u get bongs and pipes seriously

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gBizzle 0

wtf is a **** ring? im a guy and i dont know. plus, how do you know he isnt screwin with you?

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chocolatecherry 0

if it makes you feel better, originally all spiked bracelets wore by punks were **** rings. it was supposed to be a statement by women against male oppression or something. i'm not too sure on the meaning, but yeah, that's how it all started out. so i wouldn't feel too bad it's cute right?

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