Miscellaneous: Today, a guy informed me that the cute, really tiny little leather...

By fashionVictim - 08/03/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, a guy informed me that the cute, really tiny little leather bracelet with little silver hearts and several snaps that I'd found in a head shop is actually a cock ring. I'm a girl. FML

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By BobE - 31/07/2019 06:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I went to a mall and got some really awesome shoes. I went home to find out that they are actually women's shoes. I'm a dude. FML

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By FML - 19/01/2016 06:41 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 10:16

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

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By llord - 24/08/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML

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By Chrissy - 08/02/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML

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By stopinthenameoflove - 19/06/2014 14:37 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML

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Yes or No?

By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

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High school drama

By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 20:04

Today, I found out the promise ring my boyfriend of 4 months gave me used to be his ex-girlfriend's. FML

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So romantic

By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 23:58 - United States - Denver

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML

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sherri 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 23:04

You either have a wrist the size of a baby, or this is for an extremely well endowed male!

fb_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 23:05

#3 - maybe it has "several snaps" to adjust the size and she had it on the largest?

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tohaveandtohold 0

Friday 23 July 2010 5:14

dude how the he'll can that fit on your wrist??

writergirl69 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 4:36

How the he'll? iPhone? :)

compliments 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 5:01

oh! it just a FML it could be fake for all you know!!

Akalia_fml 7

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:26

This would be more of an FML if you bought it at a thrift store for used stuff. :0)

Akalia_fml 7

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:30

This would be worst if you bought it at a thrift store. :0)

IndecisiveDork 0

Friday 18 February 2011 7:08

NO DUR, "Head shop" head - tip of dick. **** ring ^

bella789 8

Wednesday 9 March 2011 15:58

metoo! I've been looking for someone else to say that but WTF is that!

kei1108 13

Tuesday 26 April 2011 21:50

Isn't that what you get?

kei1108 13

Tuesday 26 April 2011 21:50

Isn't that what you get?

ecdancer85 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 19:28

Lol, "head" shop.

timo111 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:56

Get a boyfriend and use it!!

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Today, I found out that when my best friend and I were kids, our parents would cancel playdates when either of us opted to not go to church. They said it would, "strengthen our faith." We are now both adults and staunch atheists for that reason, and we're spending way more time together to make up for this crap. FML

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Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML

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