By fashionVictim - 08/03/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, a guy informed me that the cute, really tiny little leather bracelet with little silver hearts and several snaps that I'd found in a head shop is actually a cock ring. I'm a girl. FML
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You deserved it 13 005
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sherri 0

You either have a wrist the size of a baby, or this is for an extremely well endowed male!

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fb_fml 0

#3 - maybe it has "several snaps" to adjust the size and she had it on the largest?

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mac_fml 0

the part i dont understand is WTF is a head shop?!

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Silhouette_fml 0

I'd just keep wearing it. If anyone else calls you out on it, which I doubt would happen, just say it's a fashion statement.

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ohmygolly 0

#32, head shops are stores that specialize in selling drug paraphernalia such as bongs and rolling papers. Most of them also carry sex toys, contraceptive devices, lubricants, novelty items, etc.

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Simp_fml 0

Haha, you should have offered it to the guy.

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kt20 0

So you thought a head shop sold jewelry?

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TryToBeKind 0

What are you doing in a head shop if you don't know the difference between a **** ring and a bracelet? Dear Jesus, you are naive. Go join a church group or something

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bunnyish 0

who cares what it's supposed to be if it's cute. besides, you'll be ready if you're ever with a guy and want to use one.

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aaaronaaa 0

how can you not see the FML in this story! she's wearing something that belongs on some guys dick and balls for christs sakes and everyones all like "oh thats fine, its completely normal" LOL

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aztec37 0

#40. If it hasn't been used, then what is the problem? It doesn't matter what it is supposed to be for, cause it hasn't been used for that yet.

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yeahiknowwhy 0

http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/****-rings/sp-3-snap-leather-****-strap-5517.aspx this one's 8 inches, big enough to be a bracelet. ^^

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