Miscellaneous: Today, a guy informed me that the cute, really tiny little leather...

By fashionVictim - 08/03/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, a guy informed me that the cute, really tiny little leather bracelet with little silver hearts and several snaps that I'd found in a head shop is actually a cock ring. I'm a girl. FML

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML

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sherri 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 23:04

You either have a wrist the size of a baby, or this is for an extremely well endowed male!

fb_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 23:05

#3 - maybe it has "several snaps" to adjust the size and she had it on the largest?

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ohhhiiii 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:29

why did u add that ur a girl? would u wear a **** ring as a bracelet if u had a dick? id hope not..

Icalasari 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 0:52

#51: A **** ring is a ring for ones penis. Simple as that Anyways, that is funny :3

ruthlesscynic 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 1:31

Agree with #53, it's pretty embarassing to wear a **** ring on anything other than, well, a ****, regardless of whether you have a **** or not.

NumberZine 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 9:50

This is like asking someone, "Hey, why are you wearing an anklet on your wrist?" Um, what? It's a circle. It can go anywhere you want it to go. Unless it says "**** RING" on the side I don't know how you can take this seriously.

hilhal 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:07

maybe she wasn't wearing it ?

Isamermaid 17

Wednesday 13 January 2010 17:39

Yes 56. Was the informer-guy a cockspert or what? Anyone who sees it will probably NOT go, "Huh. That little leather bracelet with hearts would really work nicely as a **** restrainer." Wear it.

Sociopath 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 23:27

It's not really that bad of a thing. Items sold at those types of stores are non-returnable, so there's no way it was used. If people know, just embarrass them by asking exactly how they would know.