By fashionVictim - 08/03/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, a guy informed me that the cute, really tiny little leather bracelet with little silver hearts and several snaps that I'd found in a head shop is actually a cock ring. I'm a girl. FML
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sherri 0

You either have a wrist the size of a baby, or this is for an extremely well endowed male!

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fb_fml 0

#3 - maybe it has "several snaps" to adjust the size and she had it on the largest?

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gradstudent 0

So what? This really isn't a big deal.

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Cassy_fml 0

#16 Melanie: So the **** and balls one are... **** and balls bracelets :D? So cuuuuute.

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titanpride 0

All medium to large size **** rings fit on a wrist. You guys don't know anything (google **** rings fit on wrists)

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gislince 0

a dick ring... i didn't knwo this thing existed lol

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ohmygolly 0

Doesn't seem like such a big deal, honestly. 99.7% of people won't recognize it as a **** ring, and the .3% of people who do will just think you're into the BDSM scene and will probably appreciate your unique jewelry. But don't trust me on that, I pulled those percentages out of my ass as I was writing this comment.

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mariposa93 0

Not that big of deal. Although if I were a guy, I don't know that I'd want a cockring with little silver hearts on it.

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HatesMyMom 0

the guy was probably just lying to you. also most people wouldn't even notice so i'd keep on wearing it if it's cute.

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indycolts1786 0

sorry about that. if it's true. funny though

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