#11 Maybe she didn't call because sometimes girls may get the wrong vibe from a new interest, or don't want to come off as clingy and needy (which by my understanding is TOTALLY unattractive to a guy), BUT if that was the case, I don't know why she would answer the phone like that. In her defense though, as with a lot of these FML's where people say blatant things, there's no way she could've known.

if a guy calls you back dont be an asshole about it, especially not the second you pick up the phone. at least wait until he does something for you to call him out on. you could've avoided this by just being nice

That's a bitchy first line, whether or not you find out that his mom died. You are assuming the worst of a GUY that is CALLING YOU BACK? I hope at least you said this in a way that was GENTLE and TEASING. If a guy finally calls after two or more weeks and it's NOT in the middle of the night and the last time you saw each other was NOT purely a hookup, there are usually extenuating circumstances. I you were interested, you should have called or texted before, anyway. As it stands, you're kind of a bitch. Obviously, this doesn't make you boyfriend and girlfriend - five dates, two weeks, that's not a relationship, dumb previous posters - so he wasn't obligated to tell you about what happened, and it sure as hell wouldn't have been a priority. It's amazing he got back to you in two weeks, really. If he forgives you, you owe him a ******* parade. And a cake. And... probably a *******.

I'm with #11, if you don't ever call him, what makes you think you have the right to get mad when he doesn't call you? And #13-- calling a guy once in the span of 2 weeks is not clingy by the standards of any guy I know (myself included). In fact, if you never call him, then he'll eventually go looking elsewhere since you don't seem to have that much of an interest in him. Coy women can be just as loathsome as clingy ones. That being said--F both your Ls. Neither of you deserved that in the end.

after reading the comments thus far, i realize now that you are beyond being a bitch. i think a mother f-ing shit like you needs a sledgehammer blow to the face. im sure some of you reading this would agree. who agrees with me on this?

After weeks of silence and dread OP felt angry and misled So she gave him strife Then exclaimed, "**** my life!" When he said "Dude, my mom is dead."

hey #18 AKA ohmygolly, i like that comment. we should ban together and conquer all the assholes out there. with your brains and my brawn, we will reign supreme.

Five dates and you get that bitchy? After five dates he doesn't owe you a notification that he is taking time for a tragic loss. Why are you so eager for the relationship to exist that you are miss the chances to build it?

I'm flattered King_of_Kings, but it'd never work. After using you for your impressive strength and ability to sledgehammer the populous into submission, I'd get paranoid and power hungry and have you assassinated so that I could be the lone master of this kingdom of ****** lives. ;)

#21 ohmygolly, oh really now? well okay then. i guess we will work solo. but when i come out on top, you will be bowing down to me. BEHOLD THE KING! THE KING OF KINGS! ON YOUR KNEES DOG! ALL HAIL! BOW DOWN TO THE KING!