Intimacy: Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove"....

By Anonymous - 24/06/2012 14:17 - Canada - Cochrane

Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML

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By myself - 20/09/2012 07:00 - United States - Seaside

Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML

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By ilovesocks - 20/01/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By sickened - 21/09/2014 18:23 - United Kingdom - Gateshead

Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML

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By scarredforlife - 16/06/2013 23:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML

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By PentiumBawls8 - 20/01/2010 22:38 - United States

Today, while at my job, I walked past one of my colleagues who has been sick for the past couple of days. She knows that I'm a tea drinker and asked me for a tea bag. While conversing with her, I handed her one and left. I then later realized that I gave her a condom. FML

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Cheers, asshat

By gross - 15/07/2011 01:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing my guitar outside my apartment building, and some people had put some money in my guitar case. One guy threw in what I thought was a crumpled piece of paper or something. It was actually a used condom. It leaked all over the money and my case. FML

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By anonymous - 02/02/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML

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By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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By rxcrs3 - 09/08/2012 06:44 - United States

Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML

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lancesky 7

Sunday 24 June 2012 19:03

'Come on, it's a bargain! Only one previous owner!'

KiwiKitten 2

Sunday 24 June 2012 19:03

Hey he's gotta make money somehow!

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AParanoidStudent 1

Monday 25 June 2012 1:01

Give the guy some credit, he wouldn't be trying if he didn't have a chance :p

btofilski24 2

Monday 25 June 2012 1:02

Those actually do exist though.

fordman22 0

Monday 25 June 2012 1:15

I sell my used ones allll the time!! Huge market! Lol

Arrawyn 12

Monday 25 June 2012 1:16

Did you buy it?

Oreohugzpenny 4

Monday 25 June 2012 1:16

Did you buy it?

Arrawyn 12

Monday 25 June 2012 1:29

Haha just barely beat you to it!

adrianasofias 3

Monday 25 June 2012 2:00

Hahahahah this just made my day!

spuzak 0

Monday 25 June 2012 2:27

Haha he must had been drunk

cordelay98 10

Monday 25 June 2012 3:24

LMAO Homeless people can be the funniest =)

LuckyLynx7732 5

Monday 25 June 2012 3:29

And you paid him with a magic pimp slap.

wildsweetchild 19

Monday 25 June 2012 3:51

At least he's trying to sell you something and not just begging for money. Just saying...

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