By Anonymous - 24/06/2012 14:17 - Canada - Cochrane

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Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML
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lancesky 7

'Come on, it's a bargain! Only one previous owner!'

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KiwiKitten 2

Hey he's gotta make money somehow!

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bethanieholt 2

How else do you expect him to get off the streets? :D

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kjb1234 5

You can't blame a guy for trying, right?

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SystemofaBlink41 27

So the guy's getting some, huh?

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Ncbaby2012_fml 3

At least someone was being safe

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0_0ha 13

Too bad it is too small to fit on me.....

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THE_A_TEEN 27

"Oh yeah, Mah Dick is too big for thiz condom. Every1 bow down to Mr. Big-Dick. Im irresistible,." This is what I deciphered from your comment. No one wants to know the size of your penis, bro.

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stfuNOWplease 6

Too bad it is too big on me... «--- no penis Lol

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Dracoboxer357 35

119- You know who has a really big penis? The guys that don't care to mention it because they already know they do. And considering you can buy condoms that'll fit a horse (Trojan Maximums will give you that extra girth!), I think I'll call bullshit, friend. :) 129- Lmao! New favourite comment of the week goes to....;) 137- Don't ask, you may be in for a Big disappointment. ;) 145- Compared to 119, I still get the impression you're not far behind him for size, no penis considered. ;)

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sarahrocrocrocks 5

Did you buy it? ;]

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rcgirl2 11

Just give him some money and tell him to keep the "magic glove".

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Dracoboxer357 35

127- I have ten bucks that says you can. :)

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