Work: Today, a male co-worker asked me in what shape I shave my pubic...

By butterball - 18/07/2012 14:41 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, a male co-worker asked me in what shape I shave my pubic hair. Jokingly, I replied that I have a very nicely trimmed dodecahedron. Now he's telling everyone at work that I have a venereal disease. FML

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Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML

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Wednesday 18 July 2012 19:00

Anyone brave enough to attempt to shave a dodecahedron in their pubic hair? You could become a pubic legend OP!

ILoveFluttershy 3

Wednesday 18 July 2012 19:00

Sarcasm is no match for stupidity

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69kristin69 2

Thursday 19 July 2012 15:35

Why would u even tell him something like That

demonkey_fml 4

Thursday 19 July 2012 16:42

Tell him to STFU and buy a dictionary. Then tell him to stop talking to you about anything except business. I know you were trying to be funny, but the next step is HR if he doesn't stop talking to you (or your colleagues about sex). Who even thinks of saying crap like that to a girl he's not dating and saying it while at work??? WHAT AN ASS!!

godhelpusall111 12

Thursday 19 July 2012 16:50

Seriously, who the **** asks that?

toodamsharp 8

Thursday 19 July 2012 17:19

You probably shouldn't have answered

ellytoad 13

Thursday 19 July 2012 19:13

It's weird that he apparently thinks "dodecahedron" is the name of a disease.

kitsune3 20

Wednesday 8 August 2012 0:16

It's weird that someone misunderstood a word they've never heard before? I strongly disagree. It's a pretty odd-sounding word, you can't deny that. The guy's an idiot, yeah, but not knowing what the word meant doesn't make him weird.

spottyblanket 8

Thursday 19 July 2012 19:20

Report him, that isn't on

Likian5 26

Thursday 19 July 2012 23:07

The fact that you said dodecahedron made me laugh XD

FlameFist 7

Friday 20 July 2012 0:53

...Wait, what? I just read that 6 times, and I still don't get how "dodecahedron" could possibly be heard as "venereal disease." What the hell. That guy's stupid.