By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 23:29 - Switzerland
Same thing different taste
By sorrystupid - 02/06/2015 07:42 - United States
Get back here
By Anonyme - 30/08/2013 10:59 - France - Ivry-sur-seine
By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 00:00 - Canada - Coquitlam
By tryingtostealmyheart - 19/12/2015 07:12
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
By irony, huh? - 20/10/2019 14:00
Leg it
By BobbyHutchinson - 20/10/2009 15:57 - Australia
By Josh - 06/03/2015 00:25 - United States - Fenton
By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 16:21 - United States
Thanks, dude
By unfortunate - 09/06/2009 23:12 - United States
Great timing
By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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ok no one is gonna ask it so i will, was it a Swiss Army Knife??
I thought I brought it up first :/.. well sorta
54 you said something about stabbing, i was referring to the fact that OP is from Switzerland
You're in Switzerland. Shoot his ass.
It's a sign! Quit smoking! But seriously, that does suck. I hope you just gave the person the cancer sticks (sorry, I mean cigarettes) and left.
Saying sorry doesn't make you less of an asshole.
I thought your people were peaceful
Did you laugh and flick it in his face?
Well it's a good thing you are still okay
it was for your own good
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Buddy, he did you a favor.
That's a lesson to not smoke.