By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 23:29 - Switzerland

Today, a man pulled a knife on me just so he could mug me of the cigarette I was smoking. FML
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Dracoboxer357 35

Holy crap, if someone wants your smoke, or even your wallet, badly enough to threaten your life for it, just giving the damn thing. :p So not worth it. ******* Nut-Bunnies. ;P

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ironik69 31

Nut bunnies?!? I think this will make it into my daily repertoire.

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Enslaved 36

Mine too. I have a strange drawing to bunnies. I say "rabbit, rabbit" every first of the month to bring me good luck.(:

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fml1365 30

That's what this world has come to..

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yankeesfancg 13

Did you light up one after he left?

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Ziggy122 15

Well, there's a good reason to quit smoking...

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michelleJ11 25

Being mugged would also be a good reason to stop carrying a purse/wallet, cash or valuables of any kind. Maybe it would be better if we all stayed at home with that logic of yours, we would have to stop carrying everything around with us; we could get mugged ...

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Ziggy122 15

Um. That was just a lighthearted attempt at being funny. You oughta start taking FML comments with a grain of salt.

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michelleJ11 25

Sorry, I apologize for that. I'm against smoking, but it's been irritating me how everyone uses this FML as an excuse to let everyone know that smoking's bad. Again, I apologize; it was unnecessary and uncalled for.

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assassinthefirst 5

And the next thing you know, the government will start forcing a new warning label on the packs: BEWARE. SMOKING INCREASES THE CHANCES OF ROBBERY.

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isallwaysme 27

i think he's trying to say he's an idiot.

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