By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 23:29 - Switzerland

Today, a man pulled a knife on me just so he could mug me of the cigarette I was smoking. FML
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Fonzo_23 8

Best way to give it up smh gud luck OP

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ViviMage 38

Reason #572 to quit smoking....

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michelleJ11 25

Being mugged is a reason to stop smoking? You should stop carrying everything around with you because you could get mugged, with your logic. Don't ever leave the house, in fact; you could get mugged.

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Olympiakos10 15

You should have stuck the cigarette butt in his eye and mug him instead for his knife.

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nnnope 26

are people really gonna go the "YDI for smoking" route....really?? no one deserves having a knife pulled on them for ANY reason, especially when they're just casually standing there not bothering anyone. (inb4 being bothered by cigarette smoke, which is only a valid argument if the smoker is indoors) how about we focus on the attacker, who's clearly not right in the head for mugging someone of one cigarette (or mugging anyone, for anything at all)?

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ironichalibut 24

Yeah, I mean come on. He had the knife out already, why not take the whole pack?

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0h_Boy 26

Another cause of smoking-related deaths

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michelleJ11 25

I'm pretty sure, if OP was killed, it would be considered a murder.

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ironichalibut 24

A smoking-related murder is still a smoking related death. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

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kcjc777 8

But then he could die from smoking #34.

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TheDrifter 23

Was asking just too hard for him, or was it your last smoke?

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sweetbliss3 37

Yes, because he couldnt have just asked for one?

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amanda131 4

That was the first thing I thought of. Unless I'm down to only two or three I'll gladly give one to someone who asks politely.

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Enslaved 36

I don't smoke but we all have vices. Everyone, stop playing holier than thou! The OP didn't deserve to get mugged!

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clemsi 20

thank you thank you thank you enslaved....I almost hate smoking FMLs because of all the YDI for smoking bullshit that is always spouted in the comment section. the hypocrisy is staggering....So once again thank you enslaved...May all your children be born naked.

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MrsReed 14

A thank you from me also, nice to see a non-judgmental comment...live and let live!

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