By loveade11 - 12/01/2010 19:28 - France

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Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML
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aeslehc_ 0

YDI, you could have had sex somewhere else.

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ROFLsyrup 0

YDI for doing it in your dad's SUV. I'd never even THINK of doing something like that.

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tinkerbell188 0

you deserve getting caught. by your dad though...even better. haha

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maddiey2014 0

I would totally do it in mii dads car :)

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infernalpuppet 0

today (I'm a cop) I found a couple making love publicly in a car. I approached it and realized that it was my new ford expedition! I also realized that the people inside getting jiggy with it was my son and his girlfriend! fml

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skiper6 2

Wow, it is what teenagers do but they at least need to get some respect for others belongings. I mean it's not even their car! Just because it was their dad's, it doesn't mean they can just do whatever they want with it! So I feel for you officer, with respect.

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Ninjaface 0

Did he ask your girlfriend to put her hands behind her head and lean against the hood of the car?

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tman118 0

I believe it's "my girlfriend and I". punk-ass bitch

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mxtn 0

Yes, fail. In this context it's perfectly correct to say 'my girlfriend and me' since 'my girlfriend and me' is the object of the verb 'caught'

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FMLcomments 0

No, he had it grammaticality correct, "caught my girl friend and me having sex" would change to "caught me having sex" if you took the girlfriend part out.

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JManHobbs 0

You believe wrong then #39. "Today, my dad caught I having sex" doesn't make any sense. When in doubt about using "and I" or "and me" always try the sentence out without the companion and see how it scans.

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1800getalife 0

how was the expedition?

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