Transportation: Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex.... - FML

By loveade11 - 12/01/2010 19:28 - France

Spicy

Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

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By kmf - 10/08/2009 19:06 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 30/11/2020 20:04

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML

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Hello hello hello

By Bonnie and Clyde - 08/05/2015 02:18 - United States - Humble

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML

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By skinny dipper - 21/10/2011 02:48 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML

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By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

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Straight to jail

By Miss bad decisions - 03/11/2023 22:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 05/06/2021 08:00

Today, my mom walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. Later, police turned up because mom thought she was underage. I had to desperately prove to some very angry officers that I met my girlfriend at university, and she’s almost a year older than I am. FML

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By DemCherries - 28/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Overland Park

Spicy

Today, at my job as a police officer, I had to arrest my own girlfriend for having sex at Walmart. She tried to get me to let her out on the grounds of being "pretty" and dating me. She wants to continue the relationship. FML

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Adventure time

By Spice gone wrong - 31/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, my normally very unadventurous girlfriend decided she wanted to have public sex. We were naked in the back of her car when she saw someone in the distance, had a panic attack, and started screaming uncontrollably. I got arrested because a cop heard the screams and thought I was attacking her. FML

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By Khrixas_069 - 18/06/2011 07:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

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aeslehc_ 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:08

YDI, you could have had sex somewhere else.

ROFLsyrup 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:20

YDI for doing it in your dad's SUV. I'd never even THINK of doing something like that.

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moemoeKYUNN 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:03

I love chocolate chip cookies :) but why are they called chips?

guy_whos_sad 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 6:16

.........You. Inspire. Me.

redshortsx 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:05

YDI. geesh have a little respect and do the nasty somewhere else. this is a **** your dads life

queen30788 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:06

lolololol

ellawea 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:13

wooow... nice move, smart one.

jonny2x4 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:18

For you children wondering why they were doing it in the car, it's obvious they were both incredibly horny teenagers. In order to get a hotel room, at least in the US, they need to be at least 21 with a valid drivers license and valid credit card. If you are on those school-sponsored overnight trips, then you make you own rendezvous plans at your own risk. A Ford Expedition, for those that don't know, is a massive full-size SUV. It's pretty roomy and an excellent place for humping. They got caught because they picked a known makeout spot that all teens use, the steamy windows, and of course the excessive rocking of the car itself.

hockeyhouse 5

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:41

It probably didn't help that Dad recognized his new SUV, either.

bbyb_sara93 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:26

omg how embarressing!!!!!!

TROLLINshitUP 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:28

furst

grimspook76 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:39

I call bullshit! You're too retarded to have a girlfriend. Your dad probably caught you spanking it in the bathroom because you forgot to lock the door.

TheFection 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:36

picture this we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor… how could I forget that I had given her an extra key.

holly_fly 34

Tuesday 24 May 2016 5:36

I love this ???

allen20 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:43

YDI for being doo damm horny!

quietlytearful 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:45

loser. your dads a policeman, the police suck. also, YDI for having sex in sumone elses car

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