By protoplasm stole my seat - 26/01/2013 01:24 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML
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red_headforlife 15

I'd call him an obese asshole and tell him to get the hell out of the seat. What a jerk.

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Jon15805 7

What a douche. I hate fat ppl more now.

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luminos_ 9

He's not 'fat', he's obese. There's a difference. And also,just because of an FML you 'hate fat people more' ?

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gremlin_bros 19

Sorry but a bitch slap is in order here. I would have belted him so hard his own stank wouldn't recognize him. That or he would have meet the business end of my boot!!! In any case the pregnant lady would had a place to sit or I would be dead period. You did right what you tried to do was very honorable something sorely lacking this day and age.

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isabellegypsy 12

The way you said he "oozed" into the seat made me picture the man as Jabba the Hutt.

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hellonyancat 6

This is so well written. What an asshole. Maybe he was tired or whatever but you don't push people out of the way(especially not pregnant ladies) and you don't call people bitches for doing something nice.

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SoSickWithIt 14

Damn you New Zealand, I just wasted my only Hostess joke I'll ever have. **** YOU! Why can't you be in America fat ass!?

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evilhacker935 3

Wow what an insignificant prick!!! What is this world coming to when someone moves to give their seat to a pregnant woman only to have it stolen by a gelatinous mass of fat!!!

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journeytotheend 16

Lol I thought it was gonna end in the lady not being pregnant

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jelly713 19

**** bitter fat people. I've had too many bitter fat people shove me, steal seats I was offering to elderly people & fat people demanding I give up my seat after walking 5 miles. They're fat most of the time because of gluttony & sloth! OP, the trick to giving up a seat is calling out to the person, ask them to walk over & when they get there give them the seat. Don't just get up. Kindness is not always respected.

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AngrySailor 17

Maybe "Fat Bastard" did have a physical issue. But there is also the issue of being a "Man" and sucking it up for an obviously pregnant woman. I feel no sympathy for Mr. Baconator!

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