By protoplasm stole my seat - 26/01/2013 01:24 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 500
You deserved it 2 816

Same thing different taste

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I'd call him an obese asshole and tell him to get the hell out of the seat. What a jerk.

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Chris20003 17

I'd say kick his ass but you would probably lose a foot.

I'm surprised he didn't die getting a heart attack after walking an inch to the seat...you should have kicked him off, let him suffer sitting on the ground. That woman was carrying human life, I'm pretty sure the man was carrying life too....type 3 obesity and bacteria

KiddNYC1O 20

The ride to the Cheesecake Factory is a long one.

I would have told him: "She's has another human life inside her. The only thing inside you is cake and cholesterol!" But he probably would have gone whining about being oppressed. I really can't stand the entitlement of some people.

Bunny21 11

Lmfao!!!! You gave an awesome selection of words to depict the whole situation perfectly!!!

Karma works! You did a good deed and he's just getting more and more obese

I hate fat people so much... being fat isn't a disability. It's laziness. Go for a walk every once in a while, it's not hard. Or how about you not stuff your face at every meal. Don't have 5ths or 6ths. I don't understand how someone can look into a mirror and see themselves like that and say "... i'm ok with this." It's disgusting and unattractive. And all fat people do is make excuses for when they're fat, they blame everything but themselves.

ideasrule 13

Depending on how obese he was, he might be right. Of course, that doesn't justify his behavior, but he really could have needed it more.

doml510 1