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By Marfo101 - 16/01/2015 15:41 - Ghana - Accra

Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML

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By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

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By meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2013 06:42

Today, I was the last person in line for going on the bus. Incidentally, I was right behind a guy way taller and wider than me. When he got on the bus, the bus driver immediately shut the door behind him. I was left outside chasing after the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2009 04:35 - Australia

Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML

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By Rosie - 28/07/2018 05:00

Today, I got off a long shift and went to the bus stop. Upon arrival, I saw a girl giving a guy a blowjob. Disgusted, I tried to avoid them and sat on the bench to wait. The girl popped up angrily and looked over at me. "Can't you give us some privacy?!" This is the only bus stop nearby. FML

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By pam - 03/12/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 14:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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By hihaay - 30/09/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML

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By busmanhoe - 14/12/2009 11:19 - Norway

Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML

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By DonMare - 22/04/2009 07:48 - Australia

Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML

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DeathofCareBear 21

Saturday 17 January 2015 0:20

Just because she's pretty does not mean you should let her cut in line.

Nexoux 18

Saturday 17 January 2015 0:22

Plot twist: the next time you see a pretty girl again, she lets you go on first and the only seat open is next to the same snoring old man.

Comments

QQMorePlox 18

Saturday 17 January 2015 1:41

Nice guys finish last?

Colon_Man 17

Tuesday 20 January 2015 19:26

And then, she probably went home to her husband and said, "I was lucky to get that bus."

shiny_shipper 28

Saturday 17 January 2015 1:53

Well, you probably made her day at least.

papajohn16 12

Saturday 17 January 2015 2:17

Good plan, bad timing. Happens way more than it should

kayteakay 26

Saturday 17 January 2015 2:37

Backfired!

notfat14 18

Saturday 17 January 2015 4:19

Why don't you just stand in the bus ?

tchos2lik3 9

Saturday 17 January 2015 5:59

At least it was a nice attitude from you! Spread kindness

miss_amphetamine 24

Saturday 17 January 2015 6:44

It was respectful to let her cut in line; around here the dudes at the bus station always let girls skip, attractive or not, as a gesture of kindness. But for the love of God please don't sit next to her lol. That's so awkward. I get extremely uncomfortable for some reason sitting directly next to strangers on the bus, unless there aren't any other empty seats. Maybe this is just a regional thing, but people here will usually stand (including myself) if there isn't at least one empty seat between you and another person.

RobinGoodfellow 47

Saturday 17 January 2015 7:26

Don't be creepy, bro. There's nothing I hate more than thinking a guy is doing something out of kindness and later discovering that his motives were selfish. If you're going to be nice, don't do it for a potential romantic encounter. Do it to be nice.

more4me 27

Saturday 17 January 2015 12:04

Awww not meant to be, I guess!

Erebus_Terror 12

Saturday 17 January 2015 12:06

fyl. That's why you should mind your own business and don't favor good-looking girls. Also, look at the comments: you rustled the feminazis' jimmies quite hard.