By cnamobi - 28/04/2011 16:51 - United States

Today, a tornado watch has been instituted in my town. At this moment, I have violent diarrhea, and my toilet sits right in front of a window. FML
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skitzofreniks 5

Front row seating to a real life viewing of "Twister"!

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Zestus 19

Wasn't there once a guy who was in the crapper when a tornado came and picked his bathroom up and deposited it like 200 yards away? Not making that up.

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figureskates2344 6

now you can just sit on your toilet. which happens to be in front of a window, because who doesn't put their toilets in front of windows, and get a front row view. lucky you

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posse22 0

lmfao! (: good one!

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CapnLawly 0

go to your basement && shit in a bucket. duh.

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zombiekitten87 12

well, at least you'll have a good view of your impending doom, and hey, if you're so scared you shit yourself, you're in the perfect place to do it! bathrooms are the safest place to be during a tornado besides a shelter basement. crack the window to relieve the pressure and youre good to go.

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JenL_fml 7

If a tornado does go with you and your toilet, just hold on tight. Keep it in the toilet!

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lmaoatall 6

maybe it's a one way window.

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super_ella21 0

I'd get you a pot to shit in or something..the tornadoes tore through Tuscaloosa last night. Half of my town is gone.

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