By cnamobi - 28/04/2011 16:51 - United States

Today, a tornado watch has been instituted in my town. At this moment, I have violent diarrhea, and my toilet sits right in front of a window. FML
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skitzofreniks 5

Front row seating to a real life viewing of "Twister"!

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Zestus 19

Wasn't there once a guy who was in the crapper when a tornado came and picked his bathroom up and deposited it like 200 yards away? Not making that up.

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georgei 0

Idiot. Tornado watch means that conditions are favorable for a tornado. Most often, they never result to anything

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aardvarkish 15

What are you trying to say? There's an app for that?

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jessiegracie1222 0

It's a watch. You'll be fine. I'm under a watch and just took a shower, in my bathroom with a window.

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SteelCladAngel 0

oh toto I don't think we're in north Carolina anymore...

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corispunkmeyer 0

think of how many people can say that's happended to them though

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bleepbloopthis 0

you can say *puts on sunglasses* he was scared shitless * Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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SteelCladAngel 0

ever heard of curtains? they're these neat things made out of cloth that make it so people can't see in through the windows there's also this stuff called 'frosted glass' you should google these items, they're very useful

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Erindub 0

Is the diarreha the worst of your problems though...really?!

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sfballgrl0000 3

why the hell would yr toilet be in front of a window in the first place??

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iwishicould 7

I live close to you than. I mean, if you get a tornado just duck down. I'd rather get crap on me than get killed by a glass window.

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